Bad Translator
 

I came across this while looking for an electronic translation tool.

Bad Translator! - Funny Free Translation Tool

This is so funny :D


Here's what you have to do:

1. Type a text for translation (it has to be at least one sentence)
2. Choose the max number of translations
3. Click translate and be amazed by the results :D

This program is based on google translator. It translates from English into all the languages (I think) that are available on google translator, and translates back to English again, and so on, until it uses up all the languages. Enjoy! :D

lol this is awesome.

I found something to waste my afternoon on, thanks!

so i was just wondering how this thing works. seems pretty straight forward. i hope i get ****s and giggles from this. yay.

to this:

Are passionate about something. It is very simple. I hope to laugh and diarrhea. November.


lmao, ew :laughing:

I am an idiot. I should be studying but instead I'm using this piece of crap. Thank you Google!"

to

"Google me if you want to learn and use for artists get a puppy!"

"Cocks" translates back as "Vice-President" :laughing:

I had an inspirational message back:

Original: How am I going to try you... Make me laugh!
Translated to: How to give a chance... Laugh?

"come on, you stupid thing! translate something!" -> "Translation oops!"

"If I'm gonna get my balls blown off for a word, then my word is sex" (should be poontang but I didn't think it would get it)
TO
"Users can purchase the card"

Now what the hell.

Original: Today I ate a sandwich. It was tasty, but I wish I put mustard on it. Damn my lack of forethought.

It started as a decent translation, but ended with total irrationality.

Back to ENGLISH : Today, eating sandwiches. This is very good, but I like mustard. Coney I medical absence.

Original text:

"There isn't much that I feel I need A solid soul and the blood I bleed But with a little girl, and by my spouse, I only want a proper house "

...25 translations later we get:

"Life is hard in the blood, blood, my friend, now my wife and I are a good start"

"I love you."

...54 translations later we get:

"In love"


aww

Original text:
"I had a stressful day of work today but now I am home relaxing."

54 translations later we get:
"Deplore the treatment of many home users."

wut

Original text:

"When I was younger I was sad because I didn't have any gloves. Then I met a man who didn't have any hands."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children do not so much. People came together after the gun."

That's surprisingly deep.

Original text: "I like video games and sex."

After 25 translations: "I like sex games"

And after the max: "I want to sex toys"

"the flaming lips" translated 25 times is "oral poetry". :D

^Awesome

"LOL" translates to "Interesting spam."

Lulz

Original text:
I am ready to have sex with your daughter.

Half-way through translations:
I sleep with him.

Max translations:
He sorry.

Indeed.

"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...10 translations later we get:

"Why is this damn good to see, not my fault I was born, my parents should be responsible for this wonderful miracle of sperm



"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...25 translations later we get:

"Since it is easy to see that it is my fault I was born, my parents are responsible for a bloody miracle seeds"



"why do i have to be cursed with these good looks it's not my fault i was born like this blame my fathers spectacular sperm for this miracle"

...54 translations later we get:

"Blood Binstock father is my intention salahku"

"im sorry for using icy hot as lubricant "

...25 translations later we get:

"The sad and temperature leads to gel"

"I believe in this and it's been tested by research those who **** nuns will later join the church"

54 translations later

"Activities of religious conflict, if you think that bitch"






AWESOME!!!!

"Can you please direct me to the nearest house of ill repute?"

54 translations later...

"Celebrity family?"

Which led me to my next question...

"What would Ozzie have to say about this?"

54 translations later...

"Problem."

Feeding it awkward/difficult grammatical constructs is the best way to make it crash and burn :D


This is the sort of thing up with which I will not put. Would that I could but I can't so I shan't. Although I had not intended to change my mind, if I were to do so, having previously been tenacious in my cause, I would then resign myself to being inadequate, as is required of me.

10 translations later...

They are not. I think I can, but it can. Although this will not change my mind if I did not, for me to expand, I want to thank the most unpleasant, but we needed.

"SATAN"

...54 translations later we get:

"Granny Explosion."

i find that hard to believe...

heres where it got nutty:

Back to ENGLISH : Satan
FRENCH : Satan
Back to ENGLISH : Satan
GALICIAN : Satanás
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer <<<<<<<<<<<< WTF
GERMAN : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer
GREEK : Boomer
Back to ENGLISH : Boomer

"Is there really a god?" >>54 translations later>> "Yes, sir."
"When will I die?" >>10 translations later>> "If you die, do you live?"
"How will Canada fall?" >>54 translations later>> "The work of Brazil"

This is like God in text form.

I know a guy named Boomer. Should I be afraid that he is really Satan and going to explode and release a countless amount of grannies(probably evil ones) upon the world?

"Butter and ****er spaniels mean it's party time"

After 54 translates this translates to

"Oil in every house"

Damn right there should be oil in every house...

fuck You -> children
(max translations)
WTF!

"I like big butts, and I cannot lie!"

...54 translations later we get:

"I want my child to participate!"

What the hell? lol XD

"Crawling in my skin, these wounds they will not heal!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Awesome!"

ahahahahaha!!!!!

Original text:

"retard"

...54 translations later we get:

"About Us"


Original text:

"fucking kids crapped in my yard."

...10 translations later we get:

"The chest is in the courtyard of a child in my country."


Original text:

"Tacos and Burritos"

...54 translations later we get:

"Ink and to enter the tunnel."


Original text:

"It'sa me, Mario!"

...54 translations later we get:

"Yes, Marino bros."


Original text:

"why do fools fall in love?"

...10 translations later we get:

"Why do not belong to the same irraonable love?"



what's funny is how i put in "death" and 25 translations later it comes out as "Death"

Original text:

"Damn those fuckers. "

...54 translations later we get:

"This is also true".

Edit:
This one is even better:

Original text:

"I'm a disgrace. "

...54 translations later we get:

"Sorry."

Original text:

"who are you and what are you doing to me?"

...25 translations later we get:

"Who, me?"



Original text:

"The Internet is Serious Business"

...54 translations later we get:

"The biggest problem with the Internet."

entered
"Number Nine Dream, Unchained Ballad, Kayleigh, Paloma, plus eighty one, Freebase Dali all my other music banter friends"
54 Translations later
"In August 8100 a new network of friends dovnload epigau music for free."




Plot for the MB movie perhaps

Original text:
"Are those my feet?"

After 54 translations it becomes:
"Did you know?"

Just for fun, I put "I like to get drunk." 54 translations later it became "Flaw."

Ouch.

^This website is brutal.

merciless >:[