Original text:

"There isn't much that I feel I need A solid soul and the blood I bleed But with a little girl, and by my spouse, I only want a proper house "

...25 translations later we get:

"Life is hard in the blood, blood, my friend, now my wife and I are a good start"

"I love you."

...54 translations later we get:

"In love"


aww

Original text:
"I had a stressful day of work today but now I am home relaxing."

54 translations later we get:
"Deplore the treatment of many home users."

wut

Original text:

"When I was younger I was sad because I didn't have any gloves. Then I met a man who didn't have any hands."

...54 translations later we get:

"Children do not so much. People came together after the gun."

That's surprisingly deep.

Original text: "I like video games and sex."

After 25 translations: "I like sex games"

And after the max: "I want to sex toys"

"the flaming lips" translated 25 times is "oral poetry". :D

^Awesome

"LOL" translates to "Interesting spam."

Lulz

Original text:
I am ready to have sex with your daughter.

Half-way through translations:
I sleep with him.

Max translations:
He sorry.