Well this might be the ultimate bad picture. Me and some friends got a hotel room at the beach for a few days a couple years ago. We spent all day for 4 consecutive days drinking. This was the result of going bottoms up on Amaretto and Sambuca liquor. I used MS paint to censor my crack

http://img685.imageshack.us/img685/8071/57083132.png

For good measure, another picture where my sobriety can be questioned. At least I am clothed.

http://a3.sphotos.ak.fbcdn.net/photo..._1598.jpg?dl=1

Good god I spent 2 minutes trying to find your bum and there it was... all naked and staring right in front of me the whole time.....goodness.....

Thank god for MSPaint

Thank god he used black lines and not brown. We could be having a very different conversation otherwise...

I was thinking of using brown. But i figured I might as well not even edit the picture if I was gonna do that. I must've sharted earlier in the day.

I don't remember much of that night. I just remember having a party with like 20 people in our room. And obviously I drank too much liquor. Just going bottoms up. And apparently I took off my pants and started yelling "HEY GUYS WHERE WE GOIN TONIGHT" and it was like 4AM. And I passed out without pants on. From my knowledge nothing ended up in my ass for which I am thankful.

sounds like... fun?

that's not even bad at all. a pretty good picture tbh.

Bad decisions lead to good stories my friend. That week was a blast.

Hahaha, as far as you can remember.
I'd be ass-hamed to death.
But the story is fun. Thanks for that :D

http://i53.tinypic.com/2wrdzzc.jpg

Oh, God. Me really stoned and really drunk, headed from my hotel to see Phish. I'm chilling in the backseat looking like a fool. I am pleased to note that I am wearing a seatbelt.

The driver was sober, by the way. But she was taking that photo as we went down the interstate.