I read the first pages of this thread and it seems it started out as a 'show pictures of yourself being drunk'-thread. I don't really do stupid stuff when I'm drunk. In ever drink that much
But I do look ****ed up when I drank an awful lot and am really really tired at 4:30am.
http://stijnkraft.ebenau.net/daily/2...miller/102.jpg
Haha, my eyes refuse to stay straight, see? :D
It doesn't really get worse than that. Old beard style on this pic. Meh.

I have two brothers. The one that punched me is typical/nonautistic so he's verbal. Normal. And he's a doosh.

Its Sunday.
My brother called me a fatass.
I poked him with my mascara wand and left a big black spot on him.
He punched me in my massive nose.
I start to punch him in the nuts but he's cowering and sheilding them so I just cuss at him a bit and walk away.
Get the dumb idea to take a photo.
I think it looks cool, although I look not like myself. I look mentally challenged and dead behind the eyes.
I upload it, not really expecting it to create an attentionwhore ripple this large.
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I am glad none of my brothers caused this much damage to my face. You rock the bloody nose though :) <3 Tumor

You make a punch in the face look extremely hot.

you said it much better than I could :D

There's like blood going down into her breasts, I mean what a blimmin cock tease ;)

.........aww shucks :love:

*fully aroused*

All I could think was braaains!
Moderator cut: image removed

first I was like :laughing:
then I was like :laughing:
then I was like wait. what is it about me that makes people photoshop me into shit so much?