I get the horse part, but the radish thing doesn't really work, does it?

I suppose it works.

No, it's used on small animals, not big ones.

https://scontent-a-lhr.xx.fbcdn.net/...6c&oe=55464FD6

Your swedge > my swedge

Christmas Day :) that's only my booze on the table ;)

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That's a tradgey...The booze I mean.

That picture looks nothing like all of the other ones I've seen on you. Alcohol does funny things.

Not much of a comparison from the beginning of the party til then :laughing::laughing: I actually love the alcohol fuelled photo tho :)

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^that's not at all a bad photo

No I know it's not a bad photo but the last photo before that one is strangely terrible and looks nothing like me, they were maybe taken 3hrs apart :laughing: I only posted the second for a comparison to what James said :).

It wasn't that terrible, more like silly. I like silly photos better.

It was a selfie stick but I wasn't aware and I thought someone threw something brick shaped at me haha I freaked out for a breif moment haha. I prefer silly photos or natural photos too. Posed ones are pretty boring.

I like the family portraits where everyone is looking slightly to the left.

This is a cute photo

drunken laptop pics from Christmas.

She has teeth and smiles! I was beginning to believe that you didn't.. That top pick is one of those "u better sit the fuck down before you get smacked" mom looks.

:love:

yes! I smile quite a lot in person but I'm really insecure about my teeth.

They look perfectly fine from that angle :D

from that angle

I'm all Agnetha from the front, my brother

http://iv1.lisimg.com/image/1764550/...3%A4ltskog.jpg

A little gap can be cute.. have you seen the new Dove spray deodorant commercial with the cute black girl who has the little gap?

Dove Dry Spray Antiperspirant TV Commercial, 'Shake, Spray and It's Dry!' - iSpot.tv

I hadn't actually seen that before now (we don't actually have cable tv) but really I'm so glad the gap in my teeth is considerably small. I'd like to have it corrected but I have so many other problems that need to be fixed (e.g. hereditary disease) before anyone will do a cosmetic procedure for me.

tbh I'm probably the only person I know that has a problem with it :laughing:

Do you work for Dove, DWV?

I'm their Beard Product Coordinator.

You should flash that fragile smile more often.

Thanks, son. I'll try.

http://i.imgur.com/2cpyvmK.jpg

Wrecked m8

I post pics of Me and Roxy. You post pics of you and other girls, and she still likes you more.. Fucked.

What's the big glowey thing behind you? Juke box?

drunk as hell and just feeling groovy

but still looking like smudged eyeliner and sadness

I want your mana potion earrings, and my ears aint even pierced. Digging the little eye shadow hook also :D

Those women mean nothing to him.We have an understanding. THE Roxo ,mother of his beautiful children.Every other woman, second class citizens.

x2 on the mana potion earrings

do want
hella femme

they're Alice in Wonderland-styled. There's a teeny little charm on them that says "drink me". I swooned...could not resist :laughing:

super eyeliner-addicted. have done it the same way for 7yrs.

I have BRIGHT PINK eyeliner in my possession, shame it doesn't translate in photographs., it's such a grand thing.

#cutestmom2k15

#sweetestson2k15

bishgimme

GIMMEGIMMEGIMME

ohhh luvvv I've picked it up at a drugstore, it's nothing special, I just loved the color and felt I needed it in my daily routine

#vomitsalloverfamily2K15

I was gonna write #vomitsalloverthebatlord


but then i realized you'd probably be into that.

#creepiestuncle2k15

#vomitsalloverBatlordsdickat3k


it's called emetophilia and it's so wrong all round


fuckin right, I never even thought Batlord to be my brother but I guess he is