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Old 04-22-2010, 02:14 PM   #31 (permalink)
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^...cries the laundered meerkat!

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If a chicken was smart enough to be able to speak English and run in a geometric pattern, then I think it should be smart enough to dial 911 (999) before getting the axe, and scream to the operator, "Something must be done! Something must be done!"
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:18 PM   #32 (permalink)
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Old 04-22-2010, 02:22 PM   #33 (permalink)
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Candidly, she forgot what she was trying to act, henceforth the motion shall be nullified by the activation of brackish wakes. The complete lack of motivation was unhindered by the absence of cod liver oil, but no one knew quite what to think of it. But before time turned into color (born on a Sunday) he vindicated the birth of his hymnal, too deep to sleep. Causing things to become less organized than they used to be is the specialty of the macro evolutionary somnolence which used to be under, but now the black down of the alphabetic cow is absolutely concerned with nothing except for this: help the wobbly item. Plenty of ideas came to bear in mind the exact notation of the ocean; exemplary are not of the occasion whence emerged the key idiom for which we sleep. I sought the music afterwards, but she had already executed the Cornish hen.

After which, of course, came the air in all of her acidity; burns the eyes, it does. Plastic coated mandibles cannot forever until repeated crashes draw antelope.

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Old 04-22-2010, 02:28 PM   #34 (permalink)
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What-O? Minced trousers up the bundle? Fortnight.

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Old 04-22-2010, 02:29 PM   #35 (permalink)
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I know how you all tickle the brick laden chickens of tomorrow, how you touch the faint scent of a fresh field induced coma. I say rubbish to those extraterrestrial actors of warehouse upbringings, you know who you are. I touch the newly painted kidneys of John Doe, you know the one. We are the ones of observation, stated backwards to knowing absolute. We make love to the black matter that is embedded in the forehead of Mr.Right, we talk gently in hollows.
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Plenty of ideas came to bear in mind the exact notation of the ocean; exemplary are not of the occasion whence emerged the key idiom for which we sleep. I sought the music afterwards, but she had already executed the Cornish hen.
Oh ho ho! Your apocryphal Cornish hen captivates my Borneo! Blimps!

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What-O? Minced trousers up the bundle? Forthnight.
that was very English

But if love does exist in small, flightless birds, how do they show affection?

Now go to the multi-gargantuan lizard bean that treats all car-goers to the soup du jour while kids cream cheese. Sift the facts of life, and call home often. Kill those who scar, maul ones that read carp, and be kind to your foot for I have come to know the afterlife of geese. Be happy, for one never knows just how quickly Florida orange juice can last. Be a good little book while I’m asleep and don’t flip any pancakes.

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that was very English

But if love does exist in small, flightless birds, how do they show affection?

Now go to the multi-gargantuan lizard bean that treats all car-goers to the soup du jour while kids cream cheese. Sift the facts of life, and call home often. Kill those who scar, maul ones that read carp, and be kind to your foot for I have come to know the afterlife of geese. Be happy, for one never knows just how quickly Florida orange juice can last. Be a good little book while I’m asleep and don’t flip any pancakes.

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The question is not if it was English or not, it is if thrilled geese attempted to fly in and around the purple otter's inbred circle. Whether or not the rotating devices gleamed through a whimsical hen, is twaddle of the upmost spanking.

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Old 04-22-2010, 03:01 PM   #40 (permalink)
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