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Old 04-11-2010, 05:30 PM   #11 (permalink)
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someone close this stupid ****
Agreed.

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Old 04-11-2010, 05:59 PM   #12 (permalink)
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someone close this stupid ****
And I guess Lewis Carroll was stupid for writing Jabberywocky?

It's safely put in this section, so say let these aspiring enthusiast be.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards

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Old 04-11-2010, 06:00 PM   #13 (permalink)
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Can't we make sense with people bothering us IRL?
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Old 04-11-2010, 06:12 PM   #14 (permalink)
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This is why you never hold the door open.
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Old 04-11-2010, 06:18 PM   #15 (permalink)
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You hold the door open, because cats are always on the wrong side of the door, you hlold the door open for people because once it closes they sart talking about you.
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Actually, I like you a lot, Nea. That's why I treat you like ****. It's the MB way.

"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 04-11-2010, 07:25 PM   #16 (permalink)
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But the whole thing is that while I was on the way TO the Flea Market, my sunglasses had gotten stolen by a short man on a bicycle in the next lane over. If you had just gone to the parade with the rest of the paper then you could have completely avoided the incident with the ice cubes and the bank teller.
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Old 04-11-2010, 07:48 PM   #17 (permalink)
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The commune conformist speaks using his blade tipped bike with interesting stories about flowing shoe polish rivers, glasses from the sun and cubed old men.
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Old 04-11-2010, 07:54 PM   #18 (permalink)
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Womp.
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Old 04-11-2010, 08:15 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Best one so far.
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"it counts in our hearts" ?ºº?
“I have nothing to offer anybody, except my own confusion.” Jack Kerouac.
“If one listens to the wrong kind of music, he will become the wrong kind of person.” Aristotle.
"If you tried to give Rock and Roll another name, you might call it 'Chuck Berry'." John Lennon
"I look for ambiguity when I'm writing because life is ambiguous." Keith Richards
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Old 04-13-2010, 07:29 PM   #20 (permalink)
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Pssh, daft old elephants. I never did care for your vegemite tacos or your flamingo sandals.
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