10 Things I've Done That You Might Not Have (ticket, cds)

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-25-2005, 03:25 PM

I`ve had a few of my friends emailing this around , it could be fun to have as a topic here......

1. Almost got run over by West Ham & England Striker Tony Cottee
2. And a hearse
3. Got £45 worth of CDs free in London last weekend when the girl at the till ****ed up
4. Gave a girl an orgasm just by touching her ear
5. Watched my taxi driver in New York stop the car , get out & suddenly start beating the **** out of another taxi driver.
6. Told a prostitute in Amsterdam 'she couldn`t afford me'
7. Said hello to Fish from Marillion while he was taking a piss
8. Sent a picture of my 7 year old sister to a kids comic saying her hobbies were My Little Pony , Sindy Dolls & East 17 and they printed it in the comic & sent her a copy. She was 19 at the time.
9. Met Mr Bronson from Grange Hill
10.Told Matt Bellamy from Muse he`s an ******* in a chat room before he was famous

All_Nite_Dinah · 02-26-2005, 09:36 AM

1. Jumped off the roof of a car going 15 mph into a ditch
2. Get run over by a boat
3. Get hit in the face with a 7 iron
4. Loved a girl with all my heart
5. Gotten pulled over searched and ticketed for "looking suspicious"
6. Drove around downtown Minneapolis for an hour in a car that couldnt stop or it would die, in effect drininvg around downtown mineapolis In that bus from speed.
7. Gotten in fights, and won, with style to spare.
8. Acctually stay for a whole concert and talk to the band afterwards, not leave after the first set or 2.
9. Lived for 2 months on nothing.

Sweet Jane · 02-26-2005, 04:50 PM

1. Tried to fly and ended up in hospital
2. Spent a night on the streets in Vienna and hung out with homeless guys for company
3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details)
4. Used my hand as an ashtray on three occasions and gave myself three scars
5. Been hit on by a member of the Darkness' little bro
6. Went clubbing in Edinburgh till 5am and still made it to work on time in another city for 8am
7. Laughed in the Beta Band's face
8. Had a 2 litre bottle of juice poured over me by a random guy in a Rome supermarket, while wearing a white skirt
9. Overslept for a court case
10. Kissed Cat Power

max urderer · 02-26-2005, 04:59 PM

you lot are outrageous

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-26-2005, 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Urban Hatemonger

4. Gave a girl an orgasm just by touching her ear

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sweet Jane

3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details)

Do you two know each other or is that just some wierd coincidence?

Sweet Jane · 02-26-2005, 05:04 PM

Haha, I'm quite sure we don't. Well... not that I know of anyway!! Urban's point just reminded me of my own, and that it is reasonably unusual.

ArtistInTheAmbulance · 02-26-2005, 05:08 PM

Ha ok fair enough.. Just seemed a little odd.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 02-26-2005, 05:48 PM

I'm pretty sure it wasn`t her

The girl I did it to had **** taste in music

Delicate · 02-26-2005, 06:50 PM

[QUOTE=Urban Hatemonger]I'm pretty sure it wasn`t her

*s******s*

sleepy jack · 02-26-2005, 06:58 PM

Jealousy!!!!!

02-25-2005, 03:25 PM	#1 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	10 Things I've Done That You Might Not Have I`ve had a few of my friends emailing this around , it could be fun to have as a topic here...... 1. Almost got run over by West Ham & England Striker Tony Cottee 2. And a hearse 3. Got £45 worth of CDs free in London last weekend when the girl at the till **ed up 4. Gave a girl an orgasm just by touching her ear 5. Watched my taxi driver in New York stop the car , get out & suddenly start beating the out of another taxi driver. 6. Told a prostitute in Amsterdam 'she couldn`t afford me' 7. Said hello to Fish from Marillion while he was taking a piss 8. Sent a picture of my 7 year old sister to a kids comic saying her hobbies were My Little Pony , Sindy Dolls & East 17 and they printed it in the comic & sent her a copy. She was 19 at the time. 9. Met Mr Bronson from Grange Hill 10.Told Matt Bellamy from Muse he`s an *** in a chat room before he was famous __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.**

02-26-2005, 09:36 AM	#2 (permalink)
All_Nite_Dinah Not Impressed Join Date: Oct 2004 Location: Wisconsin Posts: 741	1. Jumped off the roof of a car going 15 mph into a ditch 2. Get run over by a boat 3. Get hit in the face with a 7 iron 4. Loved a girl with all my heart 5. Gotten pulled over searched and ticketed for "looking suspicious" 6. Drove around downtown Minneapolis for an hour in a car that couldnt stop or it would die, in effect drininvg around downtown mineapolis In that bus from speed. 7. Gotten in fights, and won, with style to spare. 8. Acctually stay for a whole concert and talk to the band afterwards, not leave after the first set or 2. 9. Lived for 2 months on nothing. __________________ If I cant dance I dont want to be part of your revolution. DEATH TO FALSE DUDES!

02-26-2005, 04:50 PM	#3 (permalink)
Sweet Jane Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 547	1. Tried to fly and ended up in hospital 2. Spent a night on the streets in Vienna and hung out with homeless guys for company 3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details) 4. Used my hand as an ashtray on three occasions and gave myself three scars 5. Been hit on by a member of the Darkness' little bro 6. Went clubbing in Edinburgh till 5am and still made it to work on time in another city for 8am 7. Laughed in the Beta Band's face 8. Had a 2 litre bottle of juice poured over me by a random guy in a Rome supermarket, while wearing a white skirt 9. Overslept for a court case 10. Kissed Cat Power __________________ Calvin: "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" Hobbes: "I'm not sure that man needs the help."

02-26-2005, 05:04 PM	#6 (permalink)
Sweet Jane Music Addict Join Date: Dec 2004 Posts: 547	Haha, I'm quite sure we don't. Well... not that I know of anyway!! Urban's point just reminded me of my own, and that it is reasonably unusual. __________________ Calvin: "Do you believe in the devil? You know, a supreme evil being dedicated to the temptation, corruption, and destruction of man?" Hobbes: "I'm not sure that man needs the help."

02-26-2005, 05:08 PM	#7 (permalink)
ArtistInTheAmbulance enchanted. Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: cornwailles, angleterre. Posts: 2,537	Ha ok fair enough.. Just seemed a little odd. __________________ shake your wings like theyre laced with sound!

02-26-2005, 04:59 PM	#4 (permalink)
max urderer Groupie Join Date: Feb 2005 Posts: 8	you lot are outrageous

02-26-2005, 05:48 PM	#8 (permalink)
Urban Hat€monger ? The Sexual Intellectual Join Date: Dec 2004 Location: Somewhere cooler than you Posts: 18,605	I'm pretty sure it wasn`t her The girl I did it to had ** taste in music __________________ Urb's RYM Stuff Most people sell their soul to the devil, but the devil sells his soul to Nick Cave.**