10 Things I've Done That You Might Not Have (single, irish)

TheBig3 · 01-19-2006, 08:38 PM

1. Picked up a girl (and dated her) by making a cheeseburger "talk"
2. Converted a lesbian (well, she was interested in me, she still nails chicks)
3. Shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
4. Heard a man argue against legislation on the ground of the following: "BUt what about the crack babbies? They need that crack to live"
5. Finished a Triathlon
6. Got offered a job as piano tech for Pat Metheny (sp?)
7. Had a play I wrote produced
8. Had a pair of scissors go through one side of my foot and poke out the otherside, requireing me to go to the hospital (super bowl night)
9. Had a child named after me (its not my own, but man do I wish it was)
10. Have been rejected by the woman I wanted to marry...twice.

Laces Out Dan! · 01-19-2006, 08:40 PM

You've shot a man

TheBig3 · 01-19-2006, 08:43 PM

just to watch him die, its ****ing reno, you know how many people are buried in the desert sand there?

Laces Out Dan! · 01-19-2006, 08:44 PM

You actually fuc.kin killed a man

TheBig3 · 01-19-2006, 09:15 PM

No, I shot him, they got him to a hospital in time, but my motives were the same, just to watch him die. Its really complex, I was dead broke after a weekend in vegas, and I was paid handsomely to scare the **** out of him. He was sleeping with some guys wife, so who's the real monster here?

mosesandtherubberducky · 01-19-2006, 09:16 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

No, I shot him, they got him to a hospital in time, but my motives were the same, just to watch him die. Its really complex, I was dead broke after a weekend in vegas, and I was paid handsomely to scare the **** out of him. He was sleeping with some guys wife, so who's the real monster here?

You just got cooler to me and now I really don't want to meet you when you're down on your luck. Did you get in any trouble?

TheBig3 · 01-19-2006, 09:22 PM

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Originally Posted by mosesandtherubberducky

You just got cooler to me and now I really don't want to meet you when you're down on your luck. Did you get in any trouble?

No, he wasn't exactly the most upstanding guy to begin with. Going to the cops doesn't bode well for him, I don't know the outcome because obviously you move across borders real fast so you don't get caught in case the guy does **** up and get caught. I got paid so I guess I did what i needed to, I havn't heard anything since I left. Last trip I'll take to the west coast for awhile.

Muzak Geek · 01-19-2006, 09:26 PM

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Originally Posted by TheBig3KilledMyRainDog

Last trip I'll take to the west coast for awhile.

/\ I bet all the other adulterers in Vegas are thankfull for that.

Urban Hat€monger ? · 01-19-2006, 09:35 PM

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Originally Posted by Spike*Spiegel

wow, so many "provocative" things youve listed for someone who calls herself ugly and fat...

TheBig3 · 01-19-2006, 10:27 PM

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Originally Posted by Muzak Geek

/\ I bet all the other adulterers in Vegas are thankfull for that.

I don't care, its not my wife, and you don't get paid to plug all of them.

01-19-2006, 08:38 PM	#61 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	1. Picked up a girl (and dated her) by making a cheeseburger "talk" 2. Converted a lesbian (well, she was interested in me, she still nails chicks) 3. Shot a man in reno just to watch him die. 4. Heard a man argue against legislation on the ground of the following: "BUt what about the crack babbies? They need that crack to live" 5. Finished a Triathlon 6. Got offered a job as piano tech for Pat Metheny (sp?) 7. Had a play I wrote produced 8. Had a pair of scissors go through one side of my foot and poke out the otherside, requireing me to go to the hospital (super bowl night) 9. Had a child named after me (its not my own, but man do I wish it was) 10. Have been rejected by the woman I wanted to marry...twice. __________________ I've moved to a new address

01-19-2006, 08:40 PM	#62 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	You've shot a man __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

01-19-2006, 08:43 PM	#63 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	just to watch him die, its ****ing reno, you know how many people are buried in the desert sand there? __________________ I've moved to a new address

01-19-2006, 08:44 PM	#64 (permalink)
Laces Out Dan! I love Puck Join Date: Sep 2005 Location: British Columbia Posts: 4,614	You actually fuc.kin killed a man __________________ We are entirely smooth, We admit to the truth, We are the best at what we do.

01-19-2006, 09:15 PM	#65 (permalink)
TheBig3 killedmyraindog Join Date: Aug 2004 Location: Boston, Massachusetts Posts: 11,172	No, I shot him, they got him to a hospital in time, but my motives were the same, just to watch him die. Its really complex, I was dead broke after a weekend in vegas, and I was paid handsomely to scare the **** out of him. He was sleeping with some guys wife, so who's the real monster here? __________________ I've moved to a new address