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07-21-2005, 01:36 AM | #42 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: **dOwN uNDAh**
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[QUOTE=Sweet Jane
3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details) [/QUOTE] ...this happens to me all the time.usually by tongue contact though.mmm
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07-21-2005, 03:11 AM | #43 (permalink) |
Five Feet of Fury
Join Date: Aug 2004
Location: suburbanite
Posts: 761
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1. Went to the hospital on Halloween for having too much fun
2. Got in a fight with a guy who decked me in the head-- and won 3. Ate a mouthful of dirt for 50 cents 4. Learned Urban's real name and talked to him on the phone 5. Puked on the sidewalk of a trainstation in Hungary when i was 6. 6. Ate a cow's tongue and loved it 7. Was forgotten at the grocery store (thanks dad) when i was 8 8. Ditched my prom date to rescue a cat 9. Got stoned, went to the bathroom at a gas station and got lost looking for the door. 10. Took too many ambien, while lying in bed, and blacked out. woke up the next morning sitting in my Ab Lounge with a nintendo controller (in my hand) stuck inside of a vcr's mouth |
07-21-2005, 12:01 PM | #44 (permalink) |
Music Addict
Join Date: Jun 2005
Posts: 3,565
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1. Chopped off a dead chickens head at a mexican meat market at 4
2. tried to make ice cream out of a wendys wrapper and a blender when i was drunk out of my mind 3. got stabbed in the leg 4. bought the entire lot of jerky from a 7/11 5. invested in memory pills, forgot, and 3 years later i remembered and made 60 cents. 6. payed for what i thought was heroin when i was drunk because i was under the impression i was a NARC, then later found out it was kool aid 7. got run over by a ricksaw 8. went to bejing for a billiards tournament, when i wasnt invited 9. dropped a penny off the sears tower, (no one was hurt) 10. snowboarded off a dumpster coverd with snow. |
07-21-2005, 01:30 PM | #45 (permalink) |
Groupie
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Hudson, NC
Posts: 0
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1. Played poker at church camp
2. Won $30 playing poker at church camp (I was 9 at the time. No joke) 3. Checked out of the hospital and then checked back in unconsious within ten minutes 4. Rode in three diffrent race cars 5. Fliped over my bike's handlebars and got ran over by my own bike, then by my friend's bike 6. Almost hit by a car 6 times in 3 years 7. Saw my 8th grade science teacher handcuffed by a secret service agent at the White House for hiding things behind the fence 8. Last time I was in the hospital, the doctors knew me by name because I've been in there so many times 9. Cut off my finger in a metal door 10. Played harmonica on stage for the first time at a local bar when I was 7 |
07-21-2005, 01:34 PM | #46 (permalink) | |
The Erroneous Hoodlum
Join Date: Nov 2004
Location: West Side Phoenix
Posts: 2,057
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My English teacher the same year got arrested for bringing a weed pipe to school (somehow one of the other administrators found it in one of his bags, guessing one of the goody goodies told on him.)
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07-21-2005, 09:45 PM | #47 (permalink) |
snickers
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: detroit
Posts: 2,194
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1. Crashed into a Latino man being handcuffed on a cop car in Windsor with my bike during July 4th fireworks.
2. Got head on the stairs after school ended. 3. Got called by a girl 37 times in one day. 4. Have been seriously asked to prostitute myself eight times. 5. Almost been hit by a bus and in the process broke a girl's rib and was given out of school detention and two blue slips. 6. Shot a laser at a cop at 4 in the morning so that he swerved and almost crashed into a house from fear of getting shot. 7. Drove around the ghetto playing 3 6 Mafia more than once. 8. Had an intelligent conversation with an Arab man named Mao who was selling me cigarettes at 2 in the morning. 9. Have scars from tubing behind a boat and crashing. 10. (If I must be truthful..) Known a girl for less than 24 hours and made out with her. After nearing sexual intercourse she says, "I remember you from the wedding." I ask, "What?" and find out that I just got head from my second cousin....... That was last week. It's not nasty if I didn't know at first.
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07-21-2005, 10:16 PM | #48 (permalink) | |
Al Dente
Join Date: Mar 2005
Location: Texas
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07-21-2005, 10:29 PM | #49 (permalink) |
spak-tenguin
Join Date: Jul 2005
Location: Perth, Australia
Posts: 74
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ha niceo ne snickers.
ah but has anyone ever tried to jump the bonnect of a car and dented it, sobber? unintentionally done a backflip on a 23 inch mountain bike havent got a license but have dont 20 hours driving around the country and beaches and roads |
07-21-2005, 10:51 PM | #50 (permalink) |
Some Guy
Join Date: May 2005
Location: Up your ass.
Posts: 10
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1. Have seen three broadway plays in less than five years even though I live in Texas.
2. Went to the emergency room because of a migraine. (Yes... that bad.) 3. Was going to have phone sex with a girl when my friend just to fake it... so I did... and we find out later the girl was faking it so we were both going "Uhh" but not doing anything. 4. Have been in love with a girl for three years and asked her out eleven times but havent gotten rejected every single time. 5. Am still extremely good friends with said girl. 6. Own 22 TV DVD sets (Counting dualdiscs as two) thats 62 discs of TVness. 7. Have only gotten one B on my report card ever. (stupid keyboarding) 8. Have riden every single ride at Schliterbahn waterpark (voted best waterpark seven years in row... by some place...) 9. Has ran up to a person at Six-Flags and yelled, "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE YO MAMA DON'T FEED YOU!" then ran away. 10. Once started a conversation with everyone I passed by in the mall.
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So we agree to the terms?... Yeah. Okay... we'll send over the prisoner once your part of the deal is up... Get on with it Grif... I would just like to admit... that I suck... And?... And that I'm a girl... What else? And I like ribbons in my hair... and I want to kiss all the boys... This might be the greatest surrender of all time. So let go Mmm, jump in Oh well whatcha waiting for It's alright 'Cuz there's beauty In the breakdown |
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