Sorry, I've already got these covered.

Yah... I knew probably somebody did... I don't lead a very intriuging life. I will soon though... making a website I am.

- fead a turtle a peice of meat and it tried to eat my whole finger when i was 7, i then ran around while it was hanging off. ( i cried)

- was born dead, they told my mom that i was gone she said hit her one last time when they did i start to then breathe then cried :D (damn cord and coming out backwords)

- my first kiss was from a girl when she pinned me and told me she loved me.

- ruined someone's life over the internet because my ex bf was a idiot.

- had three girls fall in love with me, two in one year

- got asked to leave high school to go to college when i was 15

- went to my fathers house listened to zeppelin then noticed he was smoking some interesting **** in his dragon pipe, then two people showed up looking for a "bag" or something, i got to watch my father sell drugs and get high.

- changed at least 5 people lives (in a good way :D)

- jumped out of a moving car just to get away from my father

- slapped both my step father, and father in the face at least once

1)walked throght a door not relising that there was a baby gate
2)walked into a store to do random things, while pretending that my best friend was my same sex lover
3)fell up the stairs(yes it is possible) while walking my dogs.
4)sterilized my ex on accident when he groped me in public
5)beat the hell out of my locker til it dented, and did not have to pay for it
6)got horny while wating buffy the vampire slayer making out with spike(the vampire)
7)offered my rosay to a german jehovas witness
8)watched one of the resedetial advisors at camp get $hit on by a bird
9) cussed out a random person for denting my car
10) sang kareoke in frount of the entire mall

1. Jumped off my roof into the river
2. rode on those pontoon things on sailboats (they went totally under water...sweet!)
3. Almost got caught and arrested breaking into a class room.
4. Got locked out of my skool at a car wash and had to walk down the street in a bikini.
5. Got caught by a teacher for being in an "obscene video"
6. Got told by a parent at 2 different dances that I needed to dance appropriatley
7. Taped my school uniform skirt up to the zipper (yes, that's very short!)
8. Cut my pe shirt really low, cut out the sides and wore it to PE ( "this isn't a chicken wing resturaunt, its gym class.)
9. "beat up" a girl in a game... i think i flashed everyone. SCANDALOUS!
10. Lost my swimsuit top while I was at swim practice.

you mentioned that on my stupid moments thread

1. have over 13 nicknames
2. made a someone 3 yearsolder than you cry(17 yearold guy)
3. had your eye brows singed of 6 times
4. been shot in the neck with a rock from a sling shot (it back fired)
5. kicked micky mouse in the nuts when i was 7 i went to disnyland
6. ate ten apples in a day
7. talked to the drummer of the river city rebels for an hour about poltics
8. found picture of my "aunt" going to party with joey ramone
9. met two bi chicks (at same time and place) and both there names were amanda
10. attached by a chicken(literally i mean the bird)

wow, so many "provocative" things youve listed for someone who calls herself ugly and fat... anyway, ive been to romania. thats kind of different, for an american.

I was thinking the same thing but I didn't want to come across as an assh*le. I memorized all of Bohemian Rhaposidy (not the spelling as you can see) and I would sing it on the bus with my friend and we would scare the little children.

1. Nearly been fired because a friend eMailed me porn at work.
2. Broken 1 leg, 4 fingers, 1 wrist, 1 jaw, and 1 ankle (thankfully not all at the same time)
3. Made a game-winning dunk in a high school basketball game.
4. Took 6 hits of acid before a Pink Floyd show and drove home afterwards.
5. Won $1,000 in a call-in radio contest after hearing Hootie & The Blowfish's "I Only Wanna Be With You".
6. Scared a girl so badly at a haunted house that she peed herself.
7. Flat-lined and had to be resuscitated during surgery due to an allergic reaction to the anesthesia.
8. Nearly got into a fight with a drunk blind guy and his seeing eye dog at a party after telling him that he "was blind to the facts"
9. Gave my then 3 year old daughter 5 stitches in her chin after accidentally spilling her out of a porch swing.
10. Saw The Grateful Dead at JFK and absolutely hated every second of it.