Army Brat?

1. Smoked a J with Tesco Vee from the Meatmen
2. Gave Casey from D.I. a ride to his own show
3. Drank a beer with Citizen Fish at the bar before the doors to the show opened.
4. Got the guitarist from Blue Meanies to take his pants off during their encore.
5. Jumped over an 84 Camaro on a BMX bike
6. Collected old bomb shells up in the mountains in Hawaii
7. Slept on a pier in San Diego for 3 nights
8. Played my first club show with UK Subs where Charley announced that my band was the future of the punk scene. (ya i know he didnt mean "my band" in particular, but for a 16 yr old it was cool nonetheless)
9. Been shot at on 3 differant occasions by the same Samoan gang in 29 Palms California for defending my lil brother, and my bassists little brother.
10. Punched around 30 skinheads in my lifetime so far, the most rememberable being this old 40+ nazi that grabbed my drummer during one of the many clashes between punks and skins.

I need you to beat up a few people for me.

huh?

1. started a semi-food fight on the last day of school
2. got pushed down the stairs at school 4 times in 3 months
3 .cracked my head open on my fire place twice
4 .layed in the middle of a bussy road at 3 in the morning and almost git hit by a car

5. i dyed my hair pink
thats it......

*saw Tears for Fears last night :finger:

1. Laughed at a guy who punched me in the face
2. Chewed off (a good amount of) the embroidery on a girls pants
3. Cut my head open 3 times
4. Been given a Les Paul signature from the 70s
5. Tried to smoke pot but failed
6. Remeber left from right by scars on my hands
7. Skipped school, bought super soakers, snuck into an elemenatry school and filled them up, then went back to school soaking people as they left.
8. Listened to a William Shatner Record
9. Painted a giant landscape in my closet
10. Had a bastille day party

1. Hitchhiked across the continental U.S. twice and up and down the west coast from Oregon>alaska>Arizona>oregon
2. Tried to light a cigarette while stoned off the kitchen sink faucet
3. Masturbated while on the phone with customer service reps
4. Tried to stop smoking pot and failed
5. Was homeless for 6 months
6. Ate earthworm pancakes
7. Cut off 8 years of dreadlocks so that I could get a job that I only kept for 5 weeks
8. Wiped my a$$ with slices of whitebread after secretly s**tting in public.
9. Cried while watching Monsters Inc.
10. fell thirty feet from a building, landed flat on my back, and walked away

i say yours is the best so far ^
especialy the last one :)