Well I did lay there for a good ten minute. Once I started breathing and stopped crying I was good to go.

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3. Had an orgasm from someone touching somewhere above my neck (I won't scare you further by going into details)
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...this happens to me all the time.usually by tongue contact though.mmm

1. Went to the hospital on Halloween for having too much fun
2. Got in a fight with a guy who decked me in the head-- and won
3. Ate a mouthful of dirt for 50 cents
4. Learned Urban's real name and talked to him on the phone :love: :love:
5. Puked on the sidewalk of a trainstation in Hungary when i was 6.
6. Ate a cow's tongue and loved it
7. Was forgotten at the grocery store (thanks dad) when i was 8
8. Ditched my prom date to rescue a cat
9. Got stoned, went to the bathroom at a gas station and got lost looking for the door.
10. Took too many ambien, while lying in bed, and blacked out. woke up the next morning sitting in my Ab Lounge with a nintendo controller (in my hand) stuck inside of a vcr's mouth :D

1. Chopped off a dead chickens head at a mexican meat market at 4
2. tried to make ice cream out of a wendys wrapper and a blender when i was drunk out of my mind
3. got stabbed in the leg
4. bought the entire lot of jerky from a 7/11
5. invested in memory pills, forgot, and 3 years later i remembered and made 60 cents.
6. payed for what i thought was heroin when i was drunk because i was under the impression i was a NARC, then later found out it was kool aid
7. got run over by a ricksaw
8. went to bejing for a billiards tournament, when i wasnt invited
9. dropped a penny off the sears tower, (no one was hurt)
10. snowboarded off a dumpster coverd with snow.

1. Played poker at church camp
2. Won $30 playing poker at church camp (I was 9 at the time. No joke)
3. Checked out of the hospital and then checked back in unconsious within ten minutes
4. Rode in three diffrent race cars
5. Fliped over my bike's handlebars and got ran over by my own bike, then by my friend's bike
6. Almost hit by a car 6 times in 3 years
7. Saw my 8th grade science teacher handcuffed by a secret service agent at the White House for hiding things behind the fence
8. Last time I was in the hospital, the doctors knew me by name because I've been in there so many times
9. Cut off my finger in a metal door
10. Played harmonica on stage for the first time at a local bar when I was 7

crazy, i got drunk with my 10th grade science teacher at a party my first band played. He got drunk and jumped up and started freestyling the blues.

My English teacher the same year got arrested for bringing a weed pipe to school (somehow one of the other administrators found it in one of his bags, guessing one of the goody goodies told on him.)

1. Crashed into a Latino man being handcuffed on a cop car in Windsor with my bike during July 4th fireworks.
2. Got head on the stairs after school ended.
3. Got called by a girl 37 times in one day.
4. Have been seriously asked to prostitute myself eight times.
5. Almost been hit by a bus and in the process broke a girl's rib and was given out of school detention and two blue slips.
6. Shot a laser at a cop at 4 in the morning so that he swerved and almost crashed into a house from fear of getting shot.
7. Drove around the ghetto playing 3 6 Mafia more than once.
8. Had an intelligent conversation with an Arab man named Mao who was selling me cigarettes at 2 in the morning.
9. Have scars from tubing behind a boat and crashing.
10. (If I must be truthful..) Known a girl for less than 24 hours and made out with her. After nearing sexual intercourse she says, "I remember you from the wedding."
I ask, "What?" and find out that I just got head from my second cousin.......
That was last week. It's not nasty if I didn't know at first.

:rofl:HAHAHAHAHAHHAH!!!!!! You went from PIMP to LIMP in 3.4 seconds;That sh!t is FUNNNNNY!!!!!!!!!!!! AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!!!!!!!!!!:rofl:

ha niceo ne snickers.
ah but has anyone ever tried to jump the bonnect of a car and dented it, sobber?
unintentionally done a backflip on a 23 inch mountain bike
havent got a license but have dont 20 hours driving around the country and beaches and roads

1. Have seen three broadway plays in less than five years even though I live in Texas.
2. Went to the emergency room because of a migraine. (Yes... that bad.)
3. Was going to have phone sex with a girl when my friend just to fake it... so I did... and we find out later the girl was faking it so we were both going "Uhh" but not doing anything.
4. Have been in love with a girl for three years and asked her out eleven times but havent gotten rejected every single time.
5. Am still extremely good friends with said girl.
6. Own 22 TV DVD sets (Counting dualdiscs as two) thats 62 discs of TVness.
7. Have only gotten one B on my report card ever. (stupid keyboarding)
8. Have riden every single ride at Schliterbahn waterpark (voted best waterpark seven years in row... by some place...)
9. Has ran up to a person at Six-Flags and yelled, "DON'T LOOK AT ME LIKE YO MAMA DON'T FEED YOU!" then ran away.
10. Once started a conversation with everyone I passed by in the mall.

Sorry, I've already got these covered.

Yah... I knew probably somebody did... I don't lead a very intriuging life. I will soon though... making a website I am.

- fead a turtle a peice of meat and it tried to eat my whole finger when i was 7, i then ran around while it was hanging off. ( i cried)

- was born dead, they told my mom that i was gone she said hit her one last time when they did i start to then breathe then cried :D (damn cord and coming out backwords)

- my first kiss was from a girl when she pinned me and told me she loved me.

- ruined someone's life over the internet because my ex bf was a idiot.

- had three girls fall in love with me, two in one year

- got asked to leave high school to go to college when i was 15

- went to my fathers house listened to zeppelin then noticed he was smoking some interesting **** in his dragon pipe, then two people showed up looking for a "bag" or something, i got to watch my father sell drugs and get high.

- changed at least 5 people lives (in a good way :D)

- jumped out of a moving car just to get away from my father

- slapped both my step father, and father in the face at least once

1)walked throght a door not relising that there was a baby gate
2)walked into a store to do random things, while pretending that my best friend was my same sex lover
3)fell up the stairs(yes it is possible) while walking my dogs.
4)sterilized my ex on accident when he groped me in public
5)beat the hell out of my locker til it dented, and did not have to pay for it
6)got horny while wating buffy the vampire slayer making out with spike(the vampire)
7)offered my rosay to a german jehovas witness
8)watched one of the resedetial advisors at camp get $hit on by a bird
9) cussed out a random person for denting my car
10) sang kareoke in frount of the entire mall

1. Jumped off my roof into the river
2. rode on those pontoon things on sailboats (they went totally under water...sweet!)
3. Almost got caught and arrested breaking into a class room.
4. Got locked out of my skool at a car wash and had to walk down the street in a bikini.
5. Got caught by a teacher for being in an "obscene video"
6. Got told by a parent at 2 different dances that I needed to dance appropriatley
7. Taped my school uniform skirt up to the zipper (yes, that's very short!)
8. Cut my pe shirt really low, cut out the sides and wore it to PE ( "this isn't a chicken wing resturaunt, its gym class.)
9. "beat up" a girl in a game... i think i flashed everyone. SCANDALOUS!
10. Lost my swimsuit top while I was at swim practice.

you mentioned that on my stupid moments thread

1. have over 13 nicknames
2. made a someone 3 yearsolder than you cry(17 yearold guy)
3. had your eye brows singed of 6 times
4. been shot in the neck with a rock from a sling shot (it back fired)
5. kicked micky mouse in the nuts when i was 7 i went to disnyland
6. ate ten apples in a day
7. talked to the drummer of the river city rebels for an hour about poltics
8. found picture of my "aunt" going to party with joey ramone
9. met two bi chicks (at same time and place) and both there names were amanda
10. attached by a chicken(literally i mean the bird)

wow, so many "provocative" things youve listed for someone who calls herself ugly and fat... anyway, ive been to romania. thats kind of different, for an american.

I was thinking the same thing but I didn't want to come across as an assh*le. I memorized all of Bohemian Rhaposidy (not the spelling as you can see) and I would sing it on the bus with my friend and we would scare the little children.

1. Nearly been fired because a friend eMailed me porn at work.
2. Broken 1 leg, 4 fingers, 1 wrist, 1 jaw, and 1 ankle (thankfully not all at the same time)
3. Made a game-winning dunk in a high school basketball game.
4. Took 6 hits of acid before a Pink Floyd show and drove home afterwards.
5. Won $1,000 in a call-in radio contest after hearing Hootie & The Blowfish's "I Only Wanna Be With You".
6. Scared a girl so badly at a haunted house that she peed herself.
7. Flat-lined and had to be resuscitated during surgery due to an allergic reaction to the anesthesia.
8. Nearly got into a fight with a drunk blind guy and his seeing eye dog at a party after telling him that he "was blind to the facts"
9. Gave my then 3 year old daughter 5 stitches in her chin after accidentally spilling her out of a porch swing.
10. Saw The Grateful Dead at JFK and absolutely hated every second of it.

1. Picked up a girl (and dated her) by making a cheeseburger "talk"
2. Converted a lesbian (well, she was interested in me, she still nails chicks)
3. Shot a man in reno just to watch him die.
4. Heard a man argue against legislation on the ground of the following: "BUt what about the crack babbies? They need that crack to live"
5. Finished a Triathlon
6. Got offered a job as piano tech for Pat Metheny (sp?)
7. Had a play I wrote produced
8. Had a pair of scissors go through one side of my foot and poke out the otherside, requireing me to go to the hospital (super bowl night)
9. Had a child named after me (its not my own, but man do I wish it was)
10. Have been rejected by the woman I wanted to marry...twice.

You've shot a man:eek:

just to watch him die, its ****ing reno, you know how many people are buried in the desert sand there?

You actually fuc.kin killed a man

No, I shot him, they got him to a hospital in time, but my motives were the same, just to watch him die. Its really complex, I was dead broke after a weekend in vegas, and I was paid handsomely to scare the **** out of him. He was sleeping with some guys wife, so who's the real monster here?

You just got cooler to me and now I really don't want to meet you when you're down on your luck. Did you get in any trouble?

No, he wasn't exactly the most upstanding guy to begin with. Going to the cops doesn't bode well for him, I don't know the outcome because obviously you move across borders real fast so you don't get caught in case the guy does **** up and get caught. I got paid so I guess I did what i needed to, I havn't heard anything since I left. Last trip I'll take to the west coast for awhile.

/\ I bet all the other adulterers in Vegas are thankfull for that.

:laughing:

I don't care, its not my wife, and you don't get paid to plug all of them.

My god Big3 that is ridiculous....I cant believe i talk to someone who has shot someone for a reason like that...im not puttin it against you but were you in a really bad time in your life....and are you somewhat ill in any ways....dont take any of this personal though

Momma said be a good boy dont ever play with guns :nono:

No she didn't, my mothers an old Irish woman, she doesn't care very much about explaining things. You screw up, you get beat, rinse repeat.

What's with all these old Urban threads being bumped?

that would be my fault.. hehe i got bored last night and looked at his threads..
umm i've also move 8 times in the same town in the past 3 years.. has anyone else done something as bull**** as that?

1) Elbowed Johnny Vegas in the stomach by accident, and he apologised, then gave me his autograph.
2) Met Dermot O'Leary, rode on my bus with him, and got his Autograph.
3) Slipped on ice and knocked an old lady over, breaking her hip.
4) Wrote a car off with my bicycle and didn't hurt myself.
5) Got knocked over by a crane.
6) Set my bed alight with a faulty television remote.
7) Fell 'up' the stairs, went head-over-heels, and landed in the bathtub.
8) Kicked a policeman in the shin, while turning around.
9) Switched off a lamp-post by accidentally running into it.
10) ....And I can't think of anything else.....

Momma said knock you out.

1. listened to the same song for 7 hours straight
2. ate an entire box of cereal...out of the box. without any milk. god that was good stuff
3. tripped going UP the stairs
4. had an ingrown fingernail or some other type of nail infection on every single fingernail at one time or another
5. ate 5 candy bars in one sitting. i think i mentioned that somewhere in here before
6. puked 5 times in one sitting
7. never been to a concert
8. had my butt, boobies &...other part grabbed or fondled by my mother & sister
9. had my butt smacked by my 7 year old cousin
10. had my cousins tongue nearly go down my throat with my mother standing 5 feet away (posted a pic in the gallery)

1. opened a door that was locked by throwing myself into it even if i was 9 and super skinny
2. first dance with a boy EVER was with a south korean
3. stepped on my big toe and then missed school for a week
4. played so much aladdin that it made me jump over "obstacles" in my way through the living room
5. refused the only flower a boy offered me
6. ate mosquitos
7. saw dad naked....... NAKED...
8. was about to get kicked out of kindergarten for ditching classes
9. never cried in public
10. broke my finger while hitting my sister

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