You`ll never split us

I wasnt talking bout me...

ummm

1. been to Japan to play basketball.twice!

2. been out with the same girl 3 times, with different people imbetween

3. jumped on a guys head, in primary school, in attempting to make him laugh (it was an accident)

4. Swallowed something chunky from the sea while surfing, still dont know what it was.

5. Swung a kid's (same kid from '3', just a few years later) head into a metal basketball pole.

6. Have tiger Wood's autograph (grandparents got it off him b4 he was famous)

7. In a band

8. Been on TV, in a magazine, in a newspaper both local and international.

9. had an illergic reation to some thing they gave me in hospital and nealy died if it wasnt for my mum.

10. Peerpressured a mate, to head-butt an egg i threw at him at school, then wash his hair in the toilet, then lick bird sh1t for about $3.00 AU.

1.Madeout With My Cousin
2.Had sex with my best friend Jesse to last caress
3.Grab my brothers wifes butt
4.Worn my Exs pants regaurly
5.carreind a Care Bear through school all day (8th grade)
6.Went to my parents shirt in a pentagram shirt
7.Been Raped by my friend when she was high.
8.Spent the night at a girls house and we were sexually attracted to each otehr and all we did was fully clothed snuggle
9.Filled The Vaporizer With Dr. Pepper
10. BEEN TO A LEFTOVER CRACK CONCERT!!!!!!

1. went to pick up food stamps in a limosine
2. been arrested for making terrorist threats
3. had 13 children on welfare
4. been shot twice
5. bitch burnt me wif gonorrhea twice - dat sh*t stings, naamean
6. changed my name to big baby jesus
7. made a speech at the grammyz
8. been arrested fo wearin body armor
9. spent a long vacation in tha pen
10. hid from tha federales

^you know, none of that sh1t surprises me, even if it was true

Since when?! You coulda told me, I figured you guys were still just friends..

Huh? Has forum love blossomed while I was away? Aww.. how cute!! :love:

Don't worry Delicate it was not me. ;)

Tarquin it`s time to get off the computer now , Daddy has important work to do.

Some of these really made me laugh!!!
I got stabbed once...but thats not to funny
Seen Norah Jones live (I like her shhh)
Ripped my leg open on a sprinkler head.

Yeah thats 'bout it.

Urban yours really made me laugh.