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TheCunningStunt 03-16-2010 04:59 PM
Man used penis to assault female police officer
 
BBC News - Man used penis to assault female police officer

The internet makes me happy.

Scissorman 03-16-2010 05:17 PM
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Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer exposing his penis and thrusting it in her face, forcing her to take evasive action to avoid getting struck.".
:rofl::rofl::rofl::rofl:

Dr.Seussicide 03-16-2010 06:19 PM
Hahahahahahaha, holy fucking shit. That's some good stuff.

Janszoon 03-17-2010 10:54 AM
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Marium Varinauskas had been drinking heavily
Shocking!

Mojo 03-17-2010 11:09 AM
This is fucked. Pretty funny too though I have to admit.

Bane of your existence 03-17-2010 11:34 AM
Why doesn't it mention how the cops face was at **** level? It just says he was sitting on the couch, and all the sudden he got up and was standing over her? She just wanted to take a seat or this dude was really tall?

Janszoon 03-17-2010 11:39 AM
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Originally Posted by Bane of your existence (Post 838053)
Why doesn't it mention how the cops face was at **** level? It just says he was sitting on the couch, and all the sudden he got up and was standing over her? She just wanted to take a seat or this dude was really tall?
I assumed this implied that he stood up on the couch:

Quote:
They arrived to find the self-employed engineer sitting on the sofa wearing a pair of underpants.

Fiscal depute Elaine Lynch said: "The accused got to his feet and was standing over the police officer..."

Bane of your existence 03-17-2010 12:05 PM
I guess I just wouldn't consider getting to one's feet standing on a couch. It would warrant the extra detail imo.

Urban Hat€monger ? 03-17-2010 12:44 PM
I wonder if how hard or flaccid he was will affect the charge & subsequent sentence.

I mean how do you assault someone with something soft & floppy of that size.

hissundaygirl09. 03-17-2010 01:26 PM
woww .. thats ****ing crazy..


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