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Old 03-17-2010, 01:44 PM   #11 (permalink)
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No surprise, it is, after all, a natural weapon of self-defence!
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Old 03-17-2010, 02:31 PM   #12 (permalink)
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I guess I just wouldn't consider getting to one's feet standing on a couch. It would warrant the extra detail imo.
Seems fairly obvious as it is to me.
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Old 03-17-2010, 02:38 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I was hoping that the cop was a midget.
Now the story doesn't seem as awesome.
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Old 03-17-2010, 03:10 PM   #14 (permalink)
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I was hoping that the cop was a midget.
Now the story doesn't seem as awesome.
Giants are pretty interesting...
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Old 03-17-2010, 03:12 PM   #15 (permalink)
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maybe she was praying for it?


if so, there is a god.
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Old 03-18-2010, 07:29 PM   #16 (permalink)
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It sounds like the start of a really bad porno.
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Old 03-18-2010, 08:00 PM   #17 (permalink)
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It sounds like the start of a really good porno.
let me fix that for you
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Old 03-18-2010, 09:10 PM   #18 (permalink)
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let me fix that for you.
Let me punctuate that sentence for you.
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Old 03-20-2010, 02:26 PM   #19 (permalink)
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Old 03-20-2010, 02:37 PM   #20 (permalink)
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This story is completely absurd.

The state shouldn't abridge our God-given right to thrust penises in our own homes.
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