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Hilariously bad songs

ok you know they're out there. maybe you haven't told any one else because you don't wish to pass on such a terrible burden with your knowledge. i, too, am a victim of terrible music, but i want to alleviate this by sharing it, so that unanimous consent will find us all solace.

share your woes and make everyone happy.

p.s. how do you embed videos so you can simply play them on this page? i'll edit my post once i get it.

edit: cheers stormjh

youtube and /youtube in []'s

Hilariously incompetent "rapping" to a generic keyboard rhythm. It's so pathetic it's funny.

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Originally Posted by OceanAndSilence (Post 776986)

Haha. I saw that several years ago and had never been able to find it again. So thanks! :laughing:

http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_mel...wantedSong.mp3

It was meant to be a song that only 200 people in the whole world would like. I like it, because it's just... hilarious. A description:

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The most unwanted music is over 25 minutes long, veers wildly between loud and quiet sections, between fast and slow tempos, and features timbres of extremely high and low pitch, with each dichotomy presented in abrupt transition. The most unwanted orchestra was determined to be large, and features the accordion and bagpipe (which tie at 13% as the most unwanted instrument), banjo, flute, tuba, harp, organ, synthesizer (the only instrument that appears in both the most wanted and most unwanted ensembles). An operatic soprano raps and sings atonal music, advertising jingles, political slogans, and "elevator" music, and a children's choir sings jingles and holiday songs. The most unwanted subjects for lyrics are cowboys and holidays, and the most unwanted listening circumstances are involuntary exposure to commercials and elevator music.

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Originally Posted by Yon Troper (Post 781922)

http://ubu.artmob.ca/sound/komar_mel...wantedSong.mp3

It was meant to be a song that only 200 people in the whole world would like. I like it, because it's just... hilarious. A description:

with how slow the download is i already hate it

Edit: it actually isn't all that bad, although i can tell they put certain frequencies in there to give you a headache
here's the opposite version, not that great
http://www.wired.com/listening_post/...rvey-produced/

^Yeah, how can you not like it? It's got a soprano rapping about cowboys!

Totally Wired by The Fall.

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Originally Posted by FadedMyxomatosis (Post 784553)

Totally Wired by The Fall.

Go to hell