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Old 08-30-2009, 05:40 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I can see myself in a lot of those

Great post Mr Big3 sir
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Old 08-30-2009, 05:48 PM   #12 (permalink)
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What's funny is that I'm at least 6 years younger than you guys, and I can still relate to a good bit of these.
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Old 08-30-2009, 05:50 PM   #13 (permalink)
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I loved this!

... I actually got kind of bummed when it came to an end though... "lol"
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Old 08-30-2009, 09:48 PM   #14 (permalink)
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There’s no worse feeling than that millisecond you’re sure you are going to die after leaning your chair back a little too far.
My friend tipped my chair just once and fell back and got a concussion in 7th grade. I am a chronic tipper and never fall.
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Old 08-30-2009, 10:31 PM   #15 (permalink)
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It really pisses me off when I want to read a story on CNN.com and the link takes me to a video instead of text.

I think part of a best friend’s job should be to immediately clear the computer history if you die.

Was learning cursive really necessary?

“LOL” has gone from meaning, “laugh out loud” to “I have nothing else to say.”

I find it hard to believe there are actually people who get in the shower first and THEN turn on the water.
I especially agree with all these.

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Have you ever been walking down the street and realized that you’re going in the complete opposite direction of where you are supposed to be going? But instead of just turning a 180 and walking back in the direction from which you came, you have to first do something like check your watch or phone or make a grand arm gesture and mutter to yourself to ensure that no one in the surrounding area thinks you’re crazy by randomly switching directions on the sidewalk.
I do this all the time

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Sometimes, I’ll watch a movie that I watched when I was younger and suddenly realize I had no idea what the f was going on when I first saw it.
I think everyone has a movie that they love so much it actually becomes stressful to watch it with other people. I’ll end up wasting 90 minutes shiftily glancing around to confirm that everyone’s laughing at the right parts, then making sure I laugh just a little bit harder (and a millisecond earlier) to prove that I’m still the only one who really, really gets it.
For me that movie is Silence of the Lambs... but with a little less laughter I'd say. On another tangent, I saw Home Alone 2 the other day. I used to love that movie as a kid but now I'm wondering what the hell I saw in it.

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I hate leaving my house confident and looking good and then not seeing anyone of importance the entire day. What a waste.
I hate the converse situation more than this... it seems that I tend to bump into people I know when I haven't slept in 40 hours, am fuelled solely on caffeine and an insubstantial breakfast and consequently can hardly string together a sentence. Not the best time to meet the girl you have a mad crush on.

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Even under ideal conditions people have trouble locating their car keys in a pocket, hitting the G-spot, and Pinning the Tail on the Donkey – but I’d bet my ass everyone can find and push the Snooze button from 3 feet away, in about 1.7 seconds, eyes closed, first time every time.
Definitely one of the divine exceptions to Fitt's Law. I hate alarm clocks... I shot mine with a BB gun once.
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:37 AM   #16 (permalink)
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My friend tipped my chair just once and fell back and got a concussion in 7th grade. I am a chronic tipper and never fall.
On teaching rounds I have major issues with kids tipping their chairs. Have had many fall off; one ended up putting a hole through the wall with his chair. So now I have a rule that if anyone tips on their chair they have to remain standing for the rest of the class I'm mean.
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Old 08-31-2009, 02:50 AM   #17 (permalink)
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Is it just me or do high school girls get sluttier & sluttier every year?
No you're just getting older, which means the less slutty ones wont sleep with you anymore.
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Old 08-31-2009, 09:03 AM   #18 (permalink)
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My GF seriously sent that same email to me like three or four days ago. Thats kind of creepy.....
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Old 08-31-2009, 10:16 AM   #19 (permalink)
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On teaching rounds I have major issues with kids tipping their chairs. Have had many fall off; one ended up putting a hole through the wall with his chair. So now I have a rule that if anyone tips on their chair they have to remain standing for the rest of the class I'm mean.
What grades are you going to teach?
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Old 08-31-2009, 01:28 PM   #20 (permalink)
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That is the main reason I hate it when a friend rides in my car. I actually stay 90% of the trip wondering about their opinion of the CD i'm listening to.
I'm the same way, it's pretty stressful. This applies to going to shows also, if you bring along someone who isn't as familiar with the music. I'm constantly worried about their enjoyment level and what's going through their minds rather than enjoying the music.

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What's funny is that I'm at least 6 years younger than you guys, and I can still relate to a good bit of these.
And I'm probably 6 years in the other direction, same still applies. Weird.
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