Catchphrase patent office

asshat · 07-24-2009, 05:03 AM

Have you ever thought of some catchphrase or word that you thought was too retarded to say aloud, then someone else said the same thing and got all the glory?????

Well patent your word or catchphrase here with a tm, and you'll be on record as the first guy/girl to say it(maybe).

Harry Chronic Jr.TM

ManmarriesTM

Freebase Dali · 07-25-2009, 03:52 AM

When I found out the word "Molestache", I was stricken with grief that I hadn't come up with it.

I lost all hope after that.

asshat · 07-25-2009, 09:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

When I found out the word "Molestache", I was stricken with grief that I hadn't come up with it.

I lost all hope after that.

What is a molestache?

Freebase Dali · 07-25-2009, 06:25 PM

Molestache - (molest.ash)

- The thin, pubic-like under-developed mustaches often worn by child molestors.
"Say, guy... nice molestache you got there. You must have used all your razors cutting the grass on the field of your victims to make them look younger."

mr dave · 07-25-2009, 07:08 PM

the only way to properly grow a molestache is to never shave your upper lip once you hit puberty. almost ends up looking like a caterpillar by the time you hit 25 (my cousin married a guy who had one for years hahaha)

Neapolitan · 08-05-2009, 09:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freebase Dali

When I found out the word "Molestache", I was stricken with grief that I hadn't come up with it.

I lost all hope after that.

You'll be stricken with grief once again when I'll tell it isn't a catchphrase, it's a portmanteau - sorry dude

07-24-2009, 05:03 AM	#1 (permalink)
asshat king of sex Join Date: May 2009 Location: canada Posts: 331	Catchphrase patent office Have you ever thought of some catchphrase or word that you thought was too retarded to say aloud, then someone else said the same thing and got all the glory????? Well patent your word or catchphrase here with a tm, and you'll be on record as the first guy/girl to say it(maybe). Harry Chronic Jr.TM ManmarriesTM __________________ Rye Catcher II: Electric Boogaloo http://oldhickory666.blogspot.com/

07-25-2009, 03:52 AM	#2 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	When I found out the word "Molestache", I was stricken with grief that I hadn't come up with it. I lost all hope after that. __________________

07-25-2009, 06:25 PM	#4 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	Molestache - (molest.ash) - The thin, pubic-like under-developed mustaches often worn by child molestors. "Say, guy... nice molestache you got there. You must have used all your razors cutting the grass on the field of your victims to make them look younger." __________________