Catchphrase patent office
 

Have you ever thought of some catchphrase or word that you thought was too retarded to say aloud, then someone else said the same thing and got all the glory?????

Well patent your word or catchphrase here with a tm, and you'll be on record as the first guy/girl to say it(maybe).

Harry Chronic Jr.TM

ManmarriesTM

When I found out the word "Molestache", I was stricken with grief that I hadn't come up with it.


I lost all hope after that.

What is a molestache?

Molestache - (molest.ash)

- The thin, pubic-like under-developed mustaches often worn by child molestors.
"Say, guy... nice molestache you got there. You must have used all your razors cutting the grass on the field of your victims to make them look younger."

the only way to properly grow a molestache is to never shave your upper lip once you hit puberty. almost ends up looking like a caterpillar by the time you hit 25 (my cousin married a guy who had one for years hahaha)

You'll be stricken with grief once again when I'll tell it isn't a catchphrase, it's a portmanteau - sorry dude