Things Not To Say On/At:

Astronomer · 07-07-2009, 01:03 AM

Rape ones = not cool.

Terrible Lizard · 07-07-2009, 01:34 AM

To one night stand:
Your cat was tighter.

LoathsomePete · 07-07-2009, 11:07 AM

Just After Having Sex:

"Are condoms suppose to have those big tears down the side?"

crash_override · 07-07-2009, 04:11 PM

To Your Boss:

"I know, I can't believe I sound that convincing over the phone either."

Freebase Dali · 07-07-2009, 04:24 PM

To McDonald's

"I would like..."

Terrible Lizard · 07-07-2009, 04:26 PM

To the police officer:

Go ahead, even if you dig the whole ****ing thing up you'll only find a finger. . . maybe.

Ricochet~kun · 07-07-2009, 05:34 PM

to your girlfriend:

"will you marry me?"

LoathsomePete · 07-07-2009, 08:33 PM

While Donating Blood

"Syphilis and gonorrhea cancel each other out right?"

Antonio · 07-07-2009, 08:53 PM

at a funeral:

i'm so sorry for your loss man, your mom had THE best tits and pussy around.

to the police:

no, don't look there, that's where i hide my stash!

Astronomer · 07-07-2009, 09:26 PM

When getting raunchy with a guy:

Awww, it's so cute.

07-07-2009, 01:03 AM	#11 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	Rape ones = not cool. __________________

07-07-2009, 01:34 AM	#12 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	To one night stand: Your cat was tighter. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

07-07-2009, 11:07 AM	#13 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	Just After Having Sex: "Are condoms suppose to have those big tears down the side?" __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

07-07-2009, 04:24 PM	#15 (permalink)
Freebase Dali Partying on the inside Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 5,584	To McDonald's "I would like..." __________________

07-07-2009, 04:26 PM	#16 (permalink)
Terrible Lizard **ER OF HOLES Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Butt**, Nebraska Posts: 1,211	To the police officer: Go ahead, even if you dig the whole ****ing thing up you'll only find a finger. . . maybe. __________________ “YOU ARE SCUM SLUT.” -John Martyn

07-07-2009, 05:34 PM	#17 (permalink)
Ricochet~kun SO IS YOUR FACE Join Date: Jun 2009 Location: in the groove Posts: 113	to your girlfriend: "will you marry me?" __________________ *ROCK AND ROLL*

07-07-2009, 08:33 PM	#18 (permalink)
LoathsomePete Cardboard Box Realtor Join Date: Feb 2009 Location: Hobb's End Posts: 7,648	While Donating Blood "Syphilis and gonorrhea cancel each other out right?" __________________ Last.FM 101 Albums That May Not Change Your Life, But I Really Like And You Might Too

07-07-2009, 09:26 PM	#20 (permalink)
Astronomer we are stardust Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: Australia Posts: 2,894	When getting raunchy with a guy: Awww, it's so cute. __________________