...no pun intended
 

We've all made accidental puns. Share some of yours.

Yesterday I was talking to my friend and she was saying how I'm addicted to energy drinks. I said:

"If I never had an energy drink again, I wouldn't lose any sleep over it"

Another time in the shoutbox, I said:

"Toy Story sucks. Finding Nemo blew Toy Story out of the water."

Once I was discussing how Chris Benoit's entrance music gave me goosebumps.

"Chris Benoit's theme song is tainted. Every time I listen to it, I get goosebumps. 4real."

You have to be a wrestling fan to get it.

I was complaining about my glasses getting dirty all the time and I said "I hate looking through specks (specs) of dust."

As much as I'd like to claim I intended that, I only realised it after saying it.