The Sick MJ Joke Thread

right-track · 06-26-2009, 06:09 PM

I don't condone it, but it's inevitable and we may as well have a place to put them all.

Fire away...

Alfred · 06-26-2009, 06:11 PM

What do Micheal Jackson and a Nintendo Wii have in common?
They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids.

PinkCigarette · 06-26-2009, 06:13 PM

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Originally Posted by Alfred

What do Micheal Jackson and a Nintendo Wii have in common?
They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids.

hahahaha, never heard that one before.

Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.

haha, I feel terrible....

right-track · 06-26-2009, 06:17 PM

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Originally Posted by Patton

haha, I feel terrible....

And so you should! Only one joke per post please...we're not sickos here.

PinkCigarette · 06-26-2009, 06:21 PM

lol, sorry :/ I got carried away.

I saw this on some random MJ website....kinda funny but wrong <.<

I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…

right-track · 06-26-2009, 06:14 PM

FOR SALE:

Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.

PinkCigarette · 06-26-2009, 06:17 PM

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

gunnels · 06-26-2009, 06:22 PM

right-track · 06-26-2009, 06:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

I know and I'm sorry for the thread.
After all, Michael touched people in a way that only a catholic priest would understand.

right-track · 06-26-2009, 06:23 PM

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

06-26-2009, 06:09 PM	#1 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	The Sick MJ Joke Thread I don't condone it, but it's inevitable and we may as well have a place to put them all. Fire away...

06-26-2009, 06:11 PM	#2 (permalink)
Alfred one big soul Join Date: Feb 2008 Location: Canada Posts: 5,096	What do Micheal Jackson and a Nintendo Wii have in common? They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids. __________________ LAST.FM / VINYL COLLECTION / RYM

06-26-2009, 06:21 PM	#5 (permalink)
PinkCigarette Chase for 28 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 349	lol, sorry :/ I got carried away. I saw this on some random MJ website....kinda funny but wrong <.< I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger… __________________

06-26-2009, 06:17 PM	#7 (permalink)
PinkCigarette Chase for 28 Join Date: Mar 2009 Posts: 349	Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson? A. Michael Jackson has had more noses. __________________

06-26-2009, 06:14 PM	#6 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	FOR SALE: Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.

06-26-2009, 06:23 PM	#10 (permalink)
right-track Atchin' Akai Join Date: May 2005 Location: Unamerica Posts: 8,723	What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson? Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.