The Sick MJ Joke Thread
 

I don't condone it, but it's inevitable and we may as well have a place to put them all.

Fire away...

What do Micheal Jackson and a Nintendo Wii have in common?
They're both made of plastic and they both get turned on by kids.

hahahaha, never heard that one before.


Q: What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.

Q: How can you tell if Michael Jackson has a hot date?
A: There’s a big wheel parked outside his house.

Q: Why does Michael Jackson like twenty eight year olds?
A: Because there are twenty of them.

Q: Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect “10″?
A: Two 5 year olds.

Q: How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?
A: From a catalogue.

Q: Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??
A: He thought it was a delivery service.

Q: What has 18 balls and 3 pubic hairs?
A: A Michael Jackson slumber party.

Q: Did you know they’re putting out a Michael Jackson stamp?
A: Fans get to vote for the white or black Michael Jackson.

Q: What’s brown and often found in a baby’s diaper?
A: Michael Jackson’s hand.


haha, I feel terrible....

FOR SALE:

Single white glove. Slightly soiled index finger.

Q. What's the difference between Mr. Potato Head and Michael Jackson?
A. Michael Jackson has had more noses.

And so you should! Only one joke per post please...we're not sickos here.

lol, sorry :/ I got carried away.


I saw this on some random MJ website....kinda funny but wrong <.<


I dont feel any emotion after MJ’s death… He never really touched me when I was younger…

:(

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

When Farrah Fawcett got to heaven God granted her one wish.

Because she was selfless she wished that no harm would come to any children anymore

So God killed Michael Jackson

I know and I'm sorry for the thread.
After all, Michael touched people in a way that only a catholic priest would understand.

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boys underpants half off.

(I feel terrible now)

:rofl:

It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.

^Sound the adult alarm, that's the winner.

I heard he died after eating the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich.
It's a 50 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

What did Terry Fox and Hitler have in common?

They couldn't finish the race.

Youtube!
 

Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic he will be recycled and made into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change.

June 25, 2009. The day two famous white women died.

I hear many woman say "Michael Jackson touched me" and i say "You're not 8!?"

Obvious joke

I don't understand what the big deal is with MJ dying is, he'll just comeback as a zombie haven't you guys seen Thriller?

:rofl:

How is Michael Jackson like caviar?
They both come on little crackers.

When Farrah Fawcett died and ascended to Heaven St. Peter told her that because she lived a righteous life she would be granted one wish. Her wish was for the safety of all the children in the world, ten minutes later Micheal Jackson died.

someone already told that joke in this thread. sorry.

OH MY GOD xD

thats some funny **** there.... hitler and MJ... the birthday party xD

i originally posted that.

then gratz :thumb:

did u make it, or did u just post it?

i only posted it, we need more vids for this thread!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

i could take a picture of MJ and make him black again in paintshop pro.

does that count as a sick joke?

I don't think it even counts as a joke.

Q: When is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Also, I agree with this statement.

What do Michael and Santa Claus have in common?


A: they both go to little boy's houses and leave with their sacks empty...or something.

This one is pretty wrong.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until puberty to come onto your face.

timeless, I love jokes that transcend generations.

Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off.

Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.

I heard he wanted to be cremated. Too bad you can't burn that much plastic.

Aww, all the sick ones i've heard are in here already!

Michael Jacksons death is now being investigated as suspicious, the sunshine and the moonlight have been cleared of charges, but the boogie will remain in custody for further questioning.

Now see, it doesn't ALWAYS have to be a pedo joke fellas.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.