i could take a picture of MJ and make him black again in paintshop pro.

does that count as a sick joke?

I don't think it even counts as a joke.

Q: When is bed time at the Neverland Ranch?

A: When the big hand touches the little hand.

Also, I agree with this statement.

What do Michael and Santa Claus have in common?


A: they both go to little boy's houses and leave with their sacks empty...or something.

This one is pretty wrong.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and acne?

Acne waits until puberty to come onto your face.

timeless, I love jokes that transcend generations.

Remember that news footage a few years ago showing Michael Jackson dangling a young child from a hotel balcony? Odd, because he normally just tosses them off.

Gary Glitter has won the auction for Michael Jackson's PC.

I heard he wanted to be cremated. Too bad you can't burn that much plastic.

Aww, all the sick ones i've heard are in here already!

Michael Jacksons death is now being investigated as suspicious, the sunshine and the moonlight have been cleared of charges, but the boogie will remain in custody for further questioning.

Now see, it doesn't ALWAYS have to be a pedo joke fellas.

Q: What's the difference between Richard Pryor and Michael Jackson?
A: Richard Pryor got burnt on coke, Michael Jackson got burnt on Pepsi!

Q: Have you heard about the foundation that Michael Jackson and Richard Pryor have started?
A: It's called the Ignited Negro College Fund.