The Sick MJ Joke Thread

right-track · 06-26-2009, 07:36 PM

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Originally Posted by gunnels

I know and I'm sorry for the thread.
After all, Michael touched people in a way that only a catholic priest would understand.

SATCHMO · 06-26-2009, 07:38 PM

What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boys underpants half off.

(I feel terrible now)

Alfred · 06-26-2009, 07:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by right-track

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.

Astronomer · 06-26-2009, 07:51 PM

It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.

Son of JayJamJah · 06-26-2009, 07:52 PM

^Sound the adult alarm, that's the winner.

right-track · 06-26-2009, 07:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shiseido red

It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.

I heard he died after eating the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich.
It's a 50 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

LoathsomePete · 06-26-2009, 07:57 PM

What did Terry Fox and Hitler have in common?

They couldn't finish the race.

Stone Birds · 06-26-2009, 09:12 PM

Meph1986 · 06-26-2009, 09:19 PM

Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic he will be recycled and made into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change.

June 25, 2009. The day two famous white women died.

Stone Birds · 06-26-2009, 09:23 PM

I hear many woman say "Michael Jackson touched me" and i say "You're not 8!?"

Obvious joke

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