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right-track 06-26-2009 06:36 PM
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Originally Posted by gunnels (Post 691518)
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I know and I'm sorry for the thread.
After all, Michael touched people in a way that only a catholic priest would understand.

SATCHMO 06-26-2009 06:38 PM
What do Wal-Mart and Michael Jackson have in common?

They both have little boys underpants half off.

(I feel terrible now)

Alfred 06-26-2009 06:49 PM
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Originally Posted by right-track (Post 691519)
What's the difference between Michael Jackson and Alex Ferguson?

Ferguson will still be playing Giggs in August.
:rofl:

Astronomer 06-26-2009 06:51 PM
It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.

Son of JayJamJah 06-26-2009 06:52 PM
^Sound the adult alarm, that's the winner.

right-track 06-26-2009 06:55 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by shiseido red (Post 691541)
It's just been found out that Michael Jackson died of food poisoning. He ate some 12 year old nuts.
I heard he died after eating the new McDonalds McJackson sandwich.
It's a 50 year old slab of meat between two 12 year old buns.

LoathsomePete 06-26-2009 06:57 PM
What did Terry Fox and Hitler have in common?

They couldn't finish the race.

Stone Birds 06-26-2009 08:12 PM
Youtube!
 

Meph1986 06-26-2009 08:19 PM
Due to the fact that Micheal Jackson is 99% plastic he will be recycled and made into lego blocks so little boys can play with him for a change.

June 25, 2009. The day two famous white women died.

Stone Birds 06-26-2009 08:23 PM
I hear many woman say "Michael Jackson touched me" and i say "You're not 8!?"

Obvious joke


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