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Bronson Pinchot, god he's so annoying :P
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I voted dreadnaught because I find it highly inconvenient that she does not live nearby, preventing me from stomping irately into her workplace and telling that bitch that I want a chicken sammitch and some waffle fries for free. She said we'd be "friends for life" if I did, but I'm pretty sure that's just code for her wanting to do me because she finds the mental imagery of my slipshod facial hair curiously irresistible. I'm sure the other mods find themselves in matching positions, but none of them have vaginas aside from Big3, and his is all clogged with sand.
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sleepy jack is a fucking ass hole
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sleepy jack for demod 09
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:D There is something peculiarly liberating about being rather unattractive. I mean, you can hit shamelessly on whoever you'd like and not have to spend a single moment sweating over the thought of being bad at it. What could possibly go wrong? It's not like they were going to **** you anyway. It's good for the luls, luls are good for the soul...and frankly you're going to need all the soul subsistence you can get if nobody's touching your genitals. On the upside, I once drank beer off a girl's tit. Not in the traditional, pour-beer-on-your-tits-and-I'll-suck-it-off way, though, oh no, she just held the bottle in her cleavage and I slurped it through a Mickey Mouse curly straw. Was sexy. |
sleepy jack. Destroy him
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i'm afraid if i vote for Ethan he'll take it as legitimate criticism over a poke in the side that i mean it to be. :(
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We have a similar thread in the mods forum. Thanks for making this poll public .. *takes notes*
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