Well I don't fancy getting stomach ulcers if that's what you mean.

Stomach ulcers are underrated, they can be tons of fun. I blame the media for this portrayal of them as some evil.

It's true, they don't deserve the negative publicity they get. They go down easy, come in a wide variety, and are easy to warm up and snack on the next day. Plus, they're usually delivered til late at night.

I think maybe I'm confusing stomach ulcers with pizza....again....

Oh they're not evil. Just hurts a bit.

Just like anal sex.

Anal sex is overrated. Too many rips. :(

That's why it's always better to give than to receive.

Believe it or not, there is a connection between soft drinks and the anus (especially for those of you who enjoy an occasional raspberry flavored beverage.)

Odd Jobs: Beverage Flavor Scientist - Businessweek

Just drank two bottles of raspberry seltzer today. Thank you so much for sharing. :eek:

Don't worry Janz. As long as you didn't shove a funnel in your brown eye and give yourself a raspberry seltzer enema, you're probably fine.