Have you ever?
 

Its simple...

ask a question, answer it, than ask a question after you answer (yes I'm bored :(

Have you ever kicked a dog?

Nooo!

Have you ever skinny dipped?

Yeah, and it was freezing.

have you ever eaten caviar?

Yes. Not half bad...but not half good either.

Have you ever played in the rain?

Yeah football many many times.

Ever killed a spider?

Killed one just now, smooshed that sucka good.

Ever committed vandalism?

Yeah smashed up a telephone box when I was 17 in a ridiculous drunken adolescent rage.

Told a customer (if you have ever worked in retail) to fuck off?

No. But I did tell a customer who I caught trying to steal that I would "knock her bottom teeth in if she ever tries to pull that **** again". She had to have been at most 15. Good.

Have you ever been hit on by a distant cousin?

No, wierd.

Broke a bone?

Yep...it was only my pinky toe though. lol


Have you ever been in a car wreck that was your fault?