The Official Joke Thread

Thom Yorke · 02-03-2011, 12:49 AM

Q: What do you call a Middle Eastern man in the ****pit of a plane?
A: A pilot, you racist.

Q:What did the coffee mug say to the shot glass?
A: Nothing. Drinking vessels can't talk, nor do they have any semblance of consciousness. To anthropomorphize them would be ludicrous.

Q: How do you confuse a blond?
A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community.

Q:What did the German say to the black jew?
A: I'm not sure, I don't speak German.

I told my brother the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day.
He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humour.

02-03-2011, 12:49 AM	#11 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	Q: What do you call a Middle Eastern man in the ***pit of a plane? A: A pilot, you racist. Q:What did the coffee mug say to the shot glass? A: Nothing. Drinking vessels can't talk, nor do they have any semblance of consciousness. To anthropomorphize them would be ludicrous. Q: How do you confuse a blond? A: Paint yourself green and throw forks at her. An Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman walk into a bar. What a fine example of an integrated community. Q:What did the German say to the black jew? A: I'm not sure, I don't speak German. I told my brother the best anti joke I've ever heard in my life the other day. He didn't laugh. He is autistic and doesn't understand humour. Last edited by Thom Yorke; 02-03-2011 at 01:51 AM.*