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Old 01-09-2011, 04:36 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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An Irishman, and Englishman, a hot Swedish girl and an old lady were travelling on a train together. The train goes into a tunnel and everything goes pitch dark. Suddenly a loud SLAP! is heard and when the train leaves the tunnel the Englishman is seen clutching his face in pain. The Swedish girl is thinking 'oh he must have been trying to touch me and he touched the old lady by mistake and she slapped him'. The old lady is thinking 'oh he must have touched the young Swedish girl and she slapped him'. The Englishman is thinking 'oh that Irish lad must have touched the Swedish girl and she thought it was me and she slapped me'. The Irishman is thinking 'i can't wait for the next tunnel so i can slap this English lad again'.
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