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01-09-2011, 12:15 AM

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djchameleon

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One of my favorite go to jokes.

Three Vampires walk into a bar. The first vampire says to the bartender "I'll have a bloody mary." The second vampire orders a bloody mary as well. So the bartenders asks the third vampire if he wants a bloody mary as well. The third vampire says no, I'd just like some hot water. The bartender says "you come to a bar to get hot water, whatever" ,so he brings him back the hot water. The vampire reaches into his pocket, pulls out a bloody tampon and says " I'm having tea today"

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