The Official Joke Thread

Yon Troper · 11-12-2009, 03:29 AM

A ninety-year-old man walks into the doctor and says, "Doctor, my twenty-year-old wife is pregnant. How could this have happened."

The doctor says, "Let me tell you a story. One day, a man went out hunting, but instead of his gun he picked up an umbrella. A bear started running towards him, so the man took his umbrella without knowing he didn't have his gun, aimed it, and shot the bear."

The man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot the bear."

"Do you see how this relates to you?"

11-12-2009, 03:29 AM	#1 (permalink)
Yon Troper Groupie Join Date: Nov 2009 Location: Kuala Lumpur, Malaysia Posts: 32	A ninety-year-old man walks into the doctor and says, "Doctor, my twenty-year-old wife is pregnant. How could this have happened." The doctor says, "Let me tell you a story. One day, a man went out hunting, but instead of his gun he picked up an umbrella. A bear started running towards him, so the man took his umbrella without knowing he didn't have his gun, aimed it, and shot the bear." The man says, "That's impossible. Someone else must have shot the bear." "Do you see how this relates to you?"