11-08-2009, 04:06 PM
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Trigger Happy Catalyst
Join Date: May 2009
Location: Springfield, Mo.
Posts: 62
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Quote:
Originally Posted by polyphonic
A man was talking to his friend,
"Bob, you know how I go on those business trips all the time? Well, I'm waiting in line at the airport and the woman at the ticket counter has this huge nice rack barely hiding behind her low cut shirt and I can't stop looking at it, and by the time I up there instead of asking for 'two tickets to Pittsburgh' I asked for 'two pickets to titsburg'! I was so embarrassed!"
So Bob says,
"That kind of thing happens all the time, why just the other morning I was sitting down at the breakfast table with my wife and I meant to say, 'Honey, baby, sweetheart, could you pass me the salt and pepper, please?' and instead I said, 'Bitch, you're ruining my life!'"
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Still Funny!
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