The Official Joke Thread

Waynegrow The Official Joke Thread 01-12-2005, 12:34 AM

jibber kind of long, but pretty... 01-12-2005, 01:42 AM

jibber and here's another one: ... 01-12-2005, 01:44 AM

blackTshirt i wanted to say the hippie... 01-12-2005, 02:14 AM

blackTshirt ok, maybe you know this one,... 01-12-2005, 02:18 AM

jibber haha, yeah I've heard the... 01-12-2005, 02:20 AM

Waynegrow This one not that funny but i... 01-12-2005, 03:46 AM

[MERIT] whats good about an irish... 01-12-2005, 08:11 AM

Fenixpunk how do you get a one armed... 01-12-2005, 10:03 AM

Waynegrow Hahahahahah^^^^^those are... 01-12-2005, 05:36 PM

someonecompletelyrandom Tell a joke 03-26-2009, 06:03 PM

anticipation what do you call ten thousand... 03-26-2009, 06:19 PM

someonecompletelyrandom I'm not sure whether to laugh... 03-26-2009, 06:42 PM

LoathsomePete I would say offended, i mean... 03-26-2009, 07:05 PM

Schredds hahahha, thats ****in... 03-26-2009, 08:43 PM

someonecompletelyrandom Oh thats messed up! 03-26-2009, 07:07 PM

Schredds whats better that 4 roses on... 03-26-2009, 08:45 PM

Alfred Answer "addicted" to all of... 03-26-2009, 08:47 PM

LoathsomePete If Jack were to help you off... 03-26-2009, 10:50 PM

SATCHMO If I washed my c0ck would you... 03-26-2009, 10:55 PM

Antonio what's the strongest muscle... 03-26-2009, 11:00 PM

Surell I like the emphasis on dick... 03-26-2009, 11:56 PM

Bane of your existence My dick need no introduction... 03-27-2009, 12:25 AM

jackhammer I asked a girl once where was... 03-27-2009, 04:22 AM

someonecompletelyrandom I should have known this... 03-27-2009, 01:41 PM

Surell Why do so many people... 03-27-2009, 01:48 PM

dhayespw :rofl: 03-27-2009, 01:53 PM

Bane of your existence I think you fucked this joke... 04-01-2009, 05:27 PM

Surell Thank you sirrr. 03-27-2009, 02:06 PM

dhayespw And I have lived in OK for 13... 03-27-2009, 02:32 PM

Surell I'm glad it was a factual... 03-27-2009, 02:56 PM

jackhammer A man goes into a library and... 03-27-2009, 02:08 PM

Surell lawlzorz. 03-27-2009, 02:13 PM

Surell I told that joke somewhere... 03-30-2009, 07:57 PM

jackhammer Take your best shot kid :) 03-31-2009, 12:25 PM

Alfred How does a hillbilly find his... 03-27-2009, 02:12 PM

someonecompletelyrandom Hahahahahaha!!... gross. ... 03-27-2009, 02:42 PM

jackhammer A little boy said to his dad... 03-30-2009, 04:25 AM

SATCHMO How many rudeboys does it... 03-30-2009, 04:31 AM

Schredds What the hardest part about... 03-30-2009, 05:35 AM

spark10036 I have one...this is old... 03-30-2009, 05:34 PM

right-track I heard this one today.... 03-31-2009, 02:03 PM

NSW A guy scurries into the... 03-31-2009, 02:06 PM

Surell Those jokes are just wayyyyy... 03-31-2009, 10:42 PM

someonecompletelyrandom Puns are the ****! 04-01-2009, 09:05 AM

333 Why did the plane crash? ... 04-01-2009, 11:52 AM

Freebase Dali Knock Knock. Who's there?... 04-01-2009, 03:46 PM

NSW I taught my friend's 6 year... 04-01-2009, 04:56 PM

333 What did the hat say to the... 04-01-2009, 08:13 PM

kthedrummer How can you spot a blind guy... 04-01-2009, 08:18 PM

Freebase Dali Lawl. That's funny. It's... 04-01-2009, 08:27 PM

coryallen2 The official joke thread 03-27-2009, 06:17 AM

coryallen2 Bob is in the army. After 4... 03-27-2009, 06:18 AM

coryallen2 I though this one was... 03-27-2009, 06:19 AM

coryallen2 During a ride in a taxi, the... 03-27-2009, 06:22 AM

crash_override I liked this one. 7/10 03-27-2009, 12:14 PM

coryallen2 This is how the new stimulus... 03-27-2009, 06:24 AM

ElephantSack How did the farmer win an... 03-28-2009, 01:28 AM

Antonio a baby seal walked into a... 03-28-2009, 01:39 AM

intrapolis Cheers to that sir. 04-30-2009, 10:26 AM

ElephantSack A little boy stumbles into... 03-28-2009, 02:02 AM

Antonio the post above me is win 03-28-2009, 02:05 AM

[c.r.a.z.y] these jokes are hilariouss!... 04-22-2009, 04:49 PM

Surell Why wasn't the priest... 03-28-2009, 02:09 AM

Alfred Because he was too busy... 03-28-2009, 07:00 PM

Surell Ahh, he was all sleepy and... 03-28-2009, 07:26 PM

SydMM A girl and her mom are... 03-28-2009, 05:44 PM

thisWARisours Lemme just say, that was... 04-18-2009, 01:40 AM

FaSho What does a penguin drink out... 03-28-2009, 06:01 PM

333 What do you call a fish with... 03-28-2009, 07:08 PM

henry A guy walked into a bar. 03-31-2009, 06:05 PM

Surell LOLLLLL. good one though. 03-31-2009, 08:26 PM

under A child goes to his mother... 03-31-2009, 09:22 PM

henry i dont get it 03-31-2009, 09:47 PM

Terrible Lizard Two vampires walk into a bar,... 03-31-2009, 09:54 PM

LoathsomePete Dude that's friggin nasty, i... 03-31-2009, 10:31 PM

Terrible Lizard *spews drink over self* ... 03-31-2009, 10:44 PM

Surell D: That's fucking awful! 03-31-2009, 10:49 PM

LoathsomePete That's a pretty anorexic... 03-31-2009, 11:19 PM

neverasitseems Yeah, so obviously I'm new... 01-05-2012, 09:18 PM

henry hahaha 03-31-2009, 10:08 PM

midnight rain Dear Hipster Record Store... 03-31-2009, 10:45 PM

Terrible Lizard :( Now I feel like a... 03-31-2009, 11:24 PM

Surell I'm not denying that that was... 03-31-2009, 11:34 PM

LoathsomePete My lesbian neighbors gave me... 04-01-2009, 09:10 AM

Bronxo lol at that vampire one.... 04-14-2009, 07:53 AM

savannah a termite walks into a bar... 04-01-2009, 11:55 AM

Whatsitoosit Ham sandwich walks into a... 04-01-2009, 12:10 PM

Whatsitoosit A black kid says, "Mom, I... 04-01-2009, 12:12 PM

Whatsitoosit one day on the construction... 04-01-2009, 12:18 PM

LoathsomePete how do you make a sausage... 04-01-2009, 12:19 PM

Surell I love the simplicity! 04-01-2009, 10:26 PM

Whatsitoosit Three widows are discussing... 04-01-2009, 12:23 PM

Whatsitoosit Ok, I heard this one when I... 04-01-2009, 12:38 PM

ElephantSack How many feminists does it... 04-01-2009, 08:50 PM

ElephantSack Jesus Christ walks into a... 04-01-2009, 08:51 PM

ElephantSack Why did the gay necrophiliacs... 04-01-2009, 08:53 PM

Schredds Oh god, hahaha, thats... 04-01-2009, 09:22 PM

Terrible Lizard What's the difference between... 04-01-2009, 10:31 PM

Surell http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/548... 04-01-2009, 10:34 PM

Freebase Dali Hahahaha... That picture has... 04-01-2009, 10:39 PM

Surell I dunno, but jj.am has all... 04-01-2009, 10:44 PM

ElephantSack That's a new one. Damn! ... 04-02-2009, 12:04 PM

Whatsitoosit Weak and overall not funny,... 04-02-2009, 12:32 PM

Piss Me Off Dead Baby jokes are ooooold.... 04-02-2009, 12:38 PM

Whatsitoosit if by "old" you mean "never... 04-02-2009, 12:43 PM

Terrible Lizard Dumb was the point, don't be... 04-02-2009, 04:21 PM

Whatsitoosit I thought funny was the... 04-03-2009, 10:31 AM

Terrible Lizard Aaaah go **** a sewer gator.... 04-03-2009, 03:31 PM

Freebase Dali So a blind man walks into a... 04-02-2009, 05:06 PM

SATCHMO A man who just died is... 04-03-2009, 06:21 AM

Janszoon :laughing: 04-04-2009, 02:59 PM

coryallen2 ^lol (this thread is more... 04-03-2009, 06:22 AM

FaSho That was a good one TL! 04-04-2009, 02:27 PM

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN what did one lesbian vampire... 04-04-2009, 03:18 PM

Surell :whythis: 04-04-2009, 10:57 PM

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN spoiler... 04-04-2009, 10:58 PM

Surell No sir that's not what I... 04-04-2009, 11:03 PM

Freebase Dali On Christmas morning a cop on... 04-04-2009, 11:27 PM

Whatsitoosit so you guys will laugh at... 04-06-2009, 10:20 AM

Terrible Lizard Ouch, if you wish for a... 04-08-2009, 07:39 PM

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djchameleon Well I'm going to tell one of... 04-06-2009, 02:42 PM

Whatsitoosit hey DJ, best to check the... 04-06-2009, 02:46 PM

djchameleon yeah well my version was... 04-12-2009, 01:58 PM

ElephantSack Damn man, brutal. Okay. ... 04-12-2009, 05:54 PM

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ElephantSack What's the difference between... 04-07-2009, 12:31 AM

Scarlett O\'Hara I don't know how funny this... 04-07-2009, 07:31 PM

Freebase Dali Let me help you out... It... 04-07-2009, 08:10 PM

spark10036 http://www.stitthappens.com/im... 04-07-2009, 07:37 PM

Surell <object width="425"... 04-07-2009, 10:44 PM

Janszoon :laughing: 04-07-2009, 10:46 PM

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN i actually lol'd 04-07-2009, 10:47 PM

Surell Yeah, it's a real good... 04-07-2009, 10:58 PM

Freebase Dali Yea I saw the whole Bear... 04-08-2009, 12:43 AM

Thrice I give props to them all. You... 04-08-2009, 12:47 AM

Freebase Dali Dude, I'm pretty sure you... 04-08-2009, 12:50 AM

Thrice Ha ha ha a blackberry! ... 04-08-2009, 12:56 AM

Janszoon Man, I like Survivorman way... 04-08-2009, 01:26 AM

WWWP QFT.... 04-08-2009, 11:40 AM

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WWWP From what I've seen of Bear's... 04-08-2009, 03:24 PM

Freebase Dali True, and I guess ordinary... 04-08-2009, 03:37 PM

Janszoon Heh. One of the funniest ones... 04-08-2009, 07:58 PM

spark10036 he sucks!!! but the Bear is... 04-08-2009, 08:01 PM

ElephantSack Well, it will be some... 04-09-2009, 06:39 PM

midnight rain I always liked Survivorman,... 04-09-2009, 06:15 PM

spark10036 Bear Grylls, host of Ultimate... 04-10-2009, 07:34 PM

ElephantSack But enough about all that. ... 04-09-2009, 06:44 PM

Thrice ha ha hah aahaha. My... 04-09-2009, 11:19 PM

clockworkmice What's the difference between... 04-10-2009, 03:36 AM

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ElephantSack How do you get four ***s on a... 04-11-2009, 11:53 AM

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Meph1986 So there are two deaf... 04-16-2009, 08:41 PM

gunnels How would that work if... 04-16-2009, 08:50 PM

Freebase Dali Closed captioning sponsored... 04-17-2009, 03:06 AM

Bella! The IRS decides to audit... 04-17-2009, 08:34 AM

Thrice A joke just like that which... 04-20-2009, 04:53 PM

ElephantSack That's a pretty good one. 04-18-2009, 01:07 AM

jackhammer I was at my girlfriend's... 04-18-2009, 10:37 AM

Zer0 A man dies and goes to hell.... 04-20-2009, 04:00 PM

ElephantSack Little Jennifer is 6 years... 04-20-2009, 05:12 PM

The Monkey Who will win if two chavs are... 04-21-2009, 12:34 PM

Zer0 How do you stop a chav from... 04-21-2009, 02:31 PM

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coryallen2 Are'nt "chavs" like the... 04-22-2009, 08:03 AM

Strat HD Whats the good thing about... 04-22-2009, 08:17 AM

Zer0 Erm... close enough. The chav... 04-22-2009, 03:25 PM

Zachary Lewis Why won't tampons talk to me?... 04-22-2009, 03:53 PM

WWWP I luld. 04-24-2009, 01:12 PM

Surell It is a pretty swell joke. 04-24-2009, 02:08 PM

ElephantSack How many babies does it take... 04-22-2009, 03:55 PM

Zachary Lewis What has eight legs and makes... 04-22-2009, 04:00 PM

ElephantSack What's the worst thing about... 04-22-2009, 04:11 PM

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jackhammer In a recent survey into blow... 04-24-2009, 10:24 AM

Surell Baby abuse jokes are in no... 04-24-2009, 01:09 PM

Roemilca I hate these baby jokes, and... 04-24-2009, 02:01 PM

Freebase Dali If there are people laughing,... 04-24-2009, 02:17 PM

ElephantSack Hey man, everybody's got... 04-25-2009, 06:56 AM

Freebase Dali :yikes: I'm offended. 04-25-2009, 02:13 PM

polyphonic me too man. hats have no... 05-14-2009, 03:58 PM

Whatsitoosit You're comical... does that... 04-24-2009, 02:01 PM

anticipation An Englishman, a Chinaman, a... 04-24-2009, 02:38 PM

ElephantSack I've got a joke like that,... 04-25-2009, 06:48 AM

Roemilca A blonde sits down next to an... 04-24-2009, 02:40 PM

Freebase Dali Meh... 04-24-2009, 02:47 PM

SATCHMO How many indie kids does it... 04-26-2009, 11:24 PM

ElephantSack The American version: How... 04-28-2009, 06:28 PM

Zachary Lewis Why is The Bible like a... 04-27-2009, 01:21 AM

Whatsitoosit can we please stop with the... 04-27-2009, 09:53 AM

Freebase Dali I lolzed. 04-27-2009, 01:54 PM

ElephantSack I'm.. so.. sorry. I...... 04-28-2009, 06:26 PM

Zachary Lewis I hate pedophiles. They're... 04-29-2009, 08:38 AM

Whatsitoosit does anybody really ever love... 04-29-2009, 08:55 AM

coryallen2 Yeah I love... 04-29-2009, 08:58 AM

Freebase Dali I don't think you fully... 04-29-2009, 11:05 AM

Whatsitoosit DOH!!!!! ok sorry, good one :) 04-29-2009, 11:46 AM

Zachary Lewis A pie factory exploded in... 04-29-2009, 12:02 PM

ElephantSack nice 05-06-2009, 09:20 PM

Whatsitoosit the first one was better. 04-29-2009, 02:21 PM

Zachary Lewis A midget was pickpocketed in... 04-29-2009, 02:42 PM

Whatsitoosit I rank this #2 of the 3. 04-30-2009, 08:00 AM

coryallen2 HEY GUYS! Is it rude if a... 04-30-2009, 08:00 AM

Whatsitoosit depends, if it's a female...... 04-30-2009, 09:51 AM

coryallen2 Lol 04-30-2009, 09:57 AM

SATCHMO Once in a land far, far away... 04-30-2009, 01:08 PM

Terrible Lizard I marvel at the genius of it. 04-30-2009, 07:51 PM

NSW It was once said that a black... 05-01-2009, 07:34 AM

coryallen2 LOL put a little smile on my... 05-01-2009, 07:37 AM

Zachary Lewis Speaking of Swine Flu, it... 05-01-2009, 08:07 AM

coryallen2 Gaha! 05-01-2009, 08:08 AM

ElephantSack A man comes home to find his... 05-06-2009, 09:26 PM

WWWP Once upon a time, sleepy... 05-07-2009, 05:03 PM

Antonio pssssssssssssssst BURN! 05-07-2009, 05:05 PM

sweet_nothing This is the only part I liked. 05-07-2009, 05:11 PM

ElephantSack how long is an asian name? 05-07-2009, 08:12 PM

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN ? 05-07-2009, 08:18 PM

ElephantSack it is. 05-10-2009, 06:15 AM

CAPTAIN CAVEMAN oh... duh at first i... 05-10-2009, 05:09 PM

NSW Ha!...days later and I just... 05-10-2009, 09:59 AM

mickymusic69 My friend has caught swine... 05-09-2009, 07:57 PM

SpikeUM I still don't get that one. :/ 05-10-2009, 04:52 PM

coryallen2 (Insert facepalm here) 05-10-2009, 04:53 PM

Antonio a guy starts hearing a voice... 05-10-2009, 05:08 PM

SpikeUM Thats what I was thinking. 05-10-2009, 05:11 PM

ElephantSack ^Get your minds outta the... 05-11-2009, 10:49 AM

coryallen2 LOL. I think they like asain... 05-11-2009, 10:49 AM

Syffuf25 I know a good joke, womens... 05-12-2009, 11:42 AM

ElephantSack What to call a guy with no... 05-13-2009, 02:58 PM

Freebase Dali In a whirlpool? Eddie. 05-13-2009, 08:04 PM

Antonio nice^ 05-13-2009, 03:00 PM

SATCHMO A young monk arrives at the... 05-17-2009, 03:28 AM

Antonio ahahahahahahaha^ 05-17-2009, 12:51 PM

333 In a monastery on the west... 05-17-2009, 06:30 PM

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Howard the Duck i've already posted that some... 02-19-2012, 06:44 PM

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Freebase Dali Hugo?!?!? 05-25-2013, 10:07 PM

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Saurus 'hear.' whoops. edited it... 05-26-2013, 12:30 PM

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ThePhanastasio Some corny nonsense. Why... 05-25-2013, 11:41 PM

Stephen Halt! Hugo's there. 05-26-2013, 06:20 AM

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Sansa Stark lmao that's so wrong 05-26-2013, 12:09 PM

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GD Here's one I made up myself,... 11-18-2013, 12:16 PM

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Sansa Stark some guy =/= King of England 11-18-2013, 12:45 PM

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Key http://replygif.net/thumbnail/... 08-21-2016, 04:20 PM

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grindy Knock Knock. Who's there?... 08-21-2016, 04:27 PM

The Batlord . 08-21-2016, 04:29 PM

innerspaceboy Love it! Keep these coming! 08-21-2016, 04:30 PM

Key I still don't get it. 08-21-2016, 04:33 PM

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Plankton Come on in! SRV 08-22-2016, 12:21 PM

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Key :clap: 08-22-2016, 07:08 PM

The Batlord http://rs990.pbsrc.com/albums/... 08-22-2016, 09:09 PM

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Key Lets hope not. 08-22-2016, 10:17 PM

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Frownland . 08-22-2016, 10:28 PM

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Blank. thank you!!!!! 08-22-2016, 10:39 PM

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Key Now this is a joke. 08-22-2016, 10:44 PM

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