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Old 04-10-2009, 02:28 PM   #1 (permalink)
 
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Americans prob wont get these but...


Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.





How do we know Princess Diana's hair was looking well before she died?

Because her Head & Shoulders were on the dashboard
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Old 04-10-2009, 02:31 PM   #2 (permalink)
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Americans prob wont get these but...


Why did Princess Diana cross the road?

Because she wasn't wearing a seatbelt.





How do we know Princess Diana's hair was looking well before she died?

Because her Head & Shoulders were on the dashboard
We know Princess DI died over here in America too.
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