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Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction
Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....
At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.
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Ha ha ha a blackberry!
Yeah I saw bear climb over a river in the everglades filled with gators on a palm tree. I dont care how fake it is, if he fell his ass was still getting eaten. Thats real as hell to me. Ive also seen him pull a mountain goat or something out of the mud and eat its heart, thats some crazy ass shizznit.
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Lew Harrison, who looked like an anarchist with his
red eyes and fierce
black beard, had been writing furiously in one corner of the room. "That's good—
happiness by the kilowatt," he said. "Buy your happiness the way you buy
light."
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