The Official Joke Thread

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Thrice

I give props to them all. You wouldnt catch me doing half the crazy stuff those guys do and I enjoy watching it and picking up tips for the next time I get stranded in the North Pole

Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.

[Thrice]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.

Ha ha ha a blackberry!

Yeah I saw bear climb over a river in the everglades filled with gators on a palm tree. I dont care how fake it is, if he fell his ass was still getting eaten. Thats real as hell to me. Ive also seen him pull a mountain goat or something out of the mud and eat its heart, thats some crazy ass shizznit.

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

Dude, I'm pretty sure you could out-do Survivorman.
That douche just goes into some woods and pussy foots around until he finds a blackberry, then eats it. And survives....

At least Bear ATTEMPTS to make **** exciting. I mean.. it's TV after all, isn't it. I don't want to see a guy walking around in a wooded area complaining that he hasn't got enough butane torches to cook his Boston Baked Beans with.

Man, I like Survivorman way more. At least he actually does go it alone for a week, films it all himself, and edits it himself. Bear on the other hand is really just a regular old nature show host. He spends the nights at hotels when he can, has a camera crew following him around, has assistants to build his shit for him, the whole nine yards.

[WWWP]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Man, I like Survivorman way more. At least he actually does go it alone for a week, films it all himself, and edits it himself. Bear on the other hand is really just a regular old nature show host. He spends the nights at hotels when he can, has a camera crew following him around, has assistants to build his shit for him, the whole nine yards.

QFT. Survivorman>>>>>Bear.

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Janszoon

Man, I like Survivorman way more. At least he actually does go it alone for a week, films it all himself, and edits it himself. Bear on the other hand is really just a regular old nature show host. He spends the nights at hotels when he can, has a camera crew following him around, has assistants to build his shit for him, the whole nine yards.

I appreciate the work that goes into it, but in the end, it's a television show that's (supposedly) meant to give you tips on how to survive in the wild. With that in mind, I place a little more importance on the content itself than the method in which the content is put together.

That said, as far as content goes, Bear wins.

[LoathsomePete]

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who cares?

[Freebase Dali]

Originally Posted by Pobodys_Nerfect

how do you make a female orgasm?






who cares?

Hahahaha...

[LoathsomePete]

To further illustrate my joke:

[Janszoon]

Originally Posted by Veridical Fiction

I appreciate the work that goes into it, but in the end, it's a television show that's (supposedly) meant to give you tips on how to survive in the wild. With that in mind, I place a little more importance on the content itself than the method in which the content is put together.

That said, as far as content goes, Bear wins.

I'd actually say I prefer Survivorman in terms of content too. I think he tends to focus on things that the average person could realistically do in a short amount of time by themselves with limited tools. To me that seems more helpful.

Mainly though I just find Survivorman more entertaining. There's an element of suspense in seeing if he can make it the full seven days and I like the fact that sometimes he fails. Man vs. Wild seems more directionless and too prettied up to me.