The Official Joke Thread

Whatsitoosit · 04-01-2009, 12:38 PM

Ok, I heard this one when I was in 2nd grade... not sure how much comedic value it still possesses... but here it goes.

An American man has to go to China on business and decides, while he is down there, to get himself a prostitute for the evening. As he is doing his thing, the woman keeps screaming.. "ahhh, ching chong way... AHH CHING CHONG WAY!!!!" thinking this means he is doing a good job... he continues with what he is doing and the woman continues to scream "Ching Chong Way". A few weeks later, back in America, the man is playing golf with a Chinese business associate who happens to hit a hole in one. The American man, thinking he learned some new Chinese lingo while on his trip, says "oh, Ching Chong Way!!!". The Chinese man looks at him and says "what do you mean wrong hole?"

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Whatsitoosit Bringer of Carrots Join Date: May 2008 Location: New York, NY Posts: 648	Ok, I heard this one when I was in 2nd grade... not sure how much comedic value it still possesses... but here it goes. An American man has to go to China on business and decides, while he is down there, to get himself a prostitute for the evening. As he is doing his thing, the woman keeps screaming.. "ahhh, ching chong way... AHH CHING CHONG WAY!!!!" thinking this means he is doing a good job... he continues with what he is doing and the woman continues to scream "Ching Chong Way". A few weeks later, back in America, the man is playing golf with a Chinese business associate who happens to hit a hole in one. The American man, thinking he learned some new Chinese lingo while on his trip, says "oh, Ching Chong Way!!!". The Chinese man looks at him and says "what do you mean wrong hole?" __________________ "It takes 43 muscles to frown and 17 to smile, but it doesn't take any to just sit there with a dumb look on your face."