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Old 03-31-2009, 11:19 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Originally Posted by Terrible Lizard View Post
*spews drink over self*

LOL!


On a average school day I was sitting in my Chemistry class, the lights were off and the overhead gave a burnt out image of the notes for the next quiz. I began to space out, attempting to blot out the horrifying image of Mrs. Kay the 300 pound teacher, squatting over to pick up the next sheet. Shaking her bulbous head, she told Christina; a smug blonde in front of me, to watch the class, and she departed dragging her walrus form with her.

Minutes later, Brady a blonde kid who sat to my right was standing having an arguement with his friend Tom who sat two rows behind, something to do with the "Abe Lincoln" maneuver, it was at that moment that Mrs. Kay walked in.
Spotting her Brady yelled " A WILD SNORLAX APPEARS!"

Tom taking queue from the back responded "I USE A MASTERBALL!"
That's a pretty anorexic Snorlax, those buggers weighed at least 600 to 900 lbs.

*Puts on serious face*

I have to agree with Surell though that's pretty mean spirited.
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