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Old 03-27-2009, 01:48 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
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Old 04-01-2009, 05:27 PM   #3 (permalink)
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Why do so many people gravitate to Texas?

Because Oklahoma is horrible.
I think you fucked this joke up.


The way I always heard it:
Why doesn't Texas fall in to the ocean?



Cause Oklahoma sucks.
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