The Official Joke Thread

Plankton · 10-01-2021, 11:13 AM

What do vegetarian zombies eat?

Spoiler for punch my line:

Psy-Fi · 10-01-2021, 11:24 AM

What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?

Spoiler for punchline:

Plankton · 10-01-2021, 11:50 AM

DianneW · 10-01-2021, 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Psy-Fi

What do you call an Irishman with 150 girlfriends?

Spoiler for punchline:

I don't know how to do a spoiler...

I am not Welsh though...

DianneW · 10-01-2021, 01:46 PM

Trollheart · 10-01-2021, 05:11 PM

If an army officer is crushed by a steamroller, what musical note do you get?

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The Batlord · 10-01-2021, 05:20 PM

What did the pirate say to the bulimic prostitute?

Spoiler for huehuehue:

Trollheart · 10-01-2021, 08:55 PM

Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem...

Spoiler for Grawk!:

DianneW · 10-02-2021, 03:26 AM

The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella.

[Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler]

not quite got that...

DianneW · 10-02-2021, 03:36 AM

What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain?

[SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER]

Hi.Cliff.....

noway can do that....

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Trollheart Born to be mild Join Date: Oct 2008 Location: 404 Not Found Posts: 26,996	Or the pirate's parrot who was fed up hanging around Harlem... Spoiler for Grawk!: Polly want a cracker! __________________ Trollheart: Signature-free since April 2018

10-02-2021, 03:36 AM	#620 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 1,161	What did the little mountain say to the bigger mountain? [SPOILER]punchline[/SPOILER] Hi.Cliff..... noway can do that.... Last edited by DianneW; 10-02-2021 at 03:43 AM.

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10-02-2021, 03:26 AM	#619 (permalink)
DianneW Music Addict Join Date: Apr 2021 Posts: 1,161	The guy that invented the umbrella was gonna call it the brella. [Spoiler]but he hesitated[/Spoiler] not quite got that...