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Old 05-14-2021, 12:07 PM   #591 (permalink)
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Old 05-28-2021, 11:13 PM   #592 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2021, 02:07 PM   #593 (permalink)
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Old 05-29-2021, 03:10 PM   #594 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-29-2021, 03:33 PM   #596 (permalink)
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There is only one bright spot and that is the growing habit of disgruntled men of dynamiting factories and power-stations; I hope that, encouraged now as ‘patriotism’, may remain a habit! But it won’t do any good, if it is not universal.
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Old 05-29-2021, 03:42 PM   #597 (permalink)
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Old 08-12-2021, 01:07 PM   #599 (permalink)
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I pass by this ancient mailbox every day on my way to work. The old rusty box is nailed to an oak that has to be 150 years old. After 3 years of passing it by I decided to open the box to see if anything was inside. After all, there isn’t even a house nearby to which it could possibly serve anyway. Any home it serviced was long ago torn down I’m sure. I noticed an ancient letter inside as you can see in picture #2. I looked at the post mark date and it said July 7, 1903. Due to age and moisture the addressee on the envelope was not readable, so I opened up the envelope hoping to find some local history and a good story I could share with you. Here is what the letter inside said:
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