The Official Joke Thread

LennyComa · 11-26-2013, 08:56 AM

A man walks into a bank and after waiting for 20 minutes in line he goes straight to a customer service rep and says
"Hey, lady, I got this here cheque for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore."
"Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank."
"Well excuse me, but this f*ckin' cheque ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language."
"Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says.
"Well then let's get the f*ckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of sh*t is this I
have to take from you?"
The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?"
The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it."
The man says "Hey all's I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this f*ckin' cheque for 15 million dollars."
The manager looks at the cheque and then at the man and says "And this f*ckin' bitch won't help you?"

11-26-2013, 08:56 AM	#11 (permalink)
LennyComa Groupie Join Date: Nov 2013 Location: Live - Dunoon. Work - Juba Posts: 29	A man walks into a bank and after waiting for 20 minutes in line he goes straight to a customer service rep and says "Hey, lady, I got this here cheque for deposit and I'll be goddamned if I am going to wait my ass on line anymore." "Please", says the woman. "I won't have that kind of language in this bank." "Well excuse me, but this fckin' cheque ain't drawing any goddamned interest with you yappin' away about my language." "Sir, I don't have to take this abuse" she says. "Well then let's get the fckin' manager okay? I mean what kind of sht is this I have to take from you?" The manager is summoned, and says "What seems to be the problem?" The woman says, "This man is using vulgar language and I won't stand for it." The man says "Hey all's I'm trying to do in this goddamned bank, for Christ's sake is deposit this fckin' cheque for 15 million dollars." The manager looks at the cheque and then at the man and says "And this f*ckin' bitch won't help you?"