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Old 11-18-2013, 12:34 PM   #1 (permalink)
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Here's one I made up myself, but it's not very good:
"They say that Henry VIII's last wife outlived him, although I suppose it would be more apt to say she survived him."
Only two of his wives were actually killed by him
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Only two of his wives were actually killed by him
Yea, I know.
But if you got married to some guy who had had five wives previously and killed two of them, wouldn't you also be at least a little relieved when he kicked the bucket?...
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But if you got married to some guy who had had five wives previously and killed two of them, wouldn't you also be at least a little relieved when he kicked the bucket?...
some guy =/= King of England
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some guy =/= King of England
All the more reason to be nervous/relieved I would think...

edit: And also, I don't think getting married to the King of England would be a very likely scenario, so I went with "some guy".
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