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Old 05-25-2013, 09:51 PM   #11 (permalink)
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I'm going to go with short, cheesy ones:

How did the broom get a girlfriend? He swept her off his feet.

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl using the restroom? Because the p is silent.
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