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Old 08-31-2012, 01:25 PM   #1 (permalink)
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That reminds me of this one joke...

Q: What do you call a cat with no tail?
A: Cat with no tail.
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Old 08-31-2012, 02:33 PM   #2 (permalink)
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A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch............................................ .................and soda."
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"
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Old 08-31-2012, 02:39 PM   #3 (permalink)
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A bear walks into a bar.
Bartender: "What'll it be?"
Bear: "I'll have a scotch............................................ .................and soda."
Bartender: "Why the big pause?"
ba da boom
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Old 08-31-2012, 03:00 PM   #4 (permalink)
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ba da boom
Hey Janszoon, your new avatar is ba da boom too.

A guy walks into a bar with jumper cables. The bartender says, "You can come in, but don't try to start anything!"
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Old 02-16-2013, 12:55 PM   #5 (permalink)
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why do penguins walk softly?

Because they can't hardly walk
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