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Music Addict
Join Date: Jan 2011
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"My cock is bigger!" "No! My cock is bigger!"- Two cock fighters arguing about who has a bigger dick
"Do you know how fast you were going, sir?" - Cop who forgot his radar gun at home "Nothing beats waking up early to go to the airport." – A guy playing a board game who just played his “waking up early to go to the airport” card, which trumps all "Don't cry because it's over, smile because it happened." - Some dick trying their very best to make you cry |
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