The Official Joke Thread

Thom Yorke · 09-21-2011, 04:43 PM

A man walks into a bar. Except this bar was a metal bar, like a pole. Anyways, he got hurt.

Three guys walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid and the scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability.

Congratulations, Amy Whinehouse: sober for 60 days and counting.

Q: What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard?
A: Blackberries

Most men think the bigger the penis they have, the more pleasure they can give to a woman. Most women don't agree because they don't have a penis.

An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are standing on the edge of a cliff. The Englishman and the Irishman jump off. The Scottsman says, "Oh, ****!"

Three black guys sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.

09-21-2011, 04:43 PM	#11 (permalink)
Thom Yorke Music Addict Join Date: Jan 2011 Posts: 1,848	A man walks into a bar. Except this bar was a metal bar, like a pole. Anyways, he got hurt. Three guys walk into a bar. One of them is a little bit stupid and the scene unfolds with a tedious inevitability. Congratulations, Amy Whinehouse: sober for 60 days and counting. Q: What is black and hangs from trees in my backyard? A: Blackberries Most men think the bigger the penis they have, the more pleasure they can give to a woman. Most women don't agree because they don't have a penis. An Englishman, Irishman and Scotsman are standing on the edge of a cliff. The Englishman and the Irishman jump off. The Scottsman says, "Oh, ****!" Three black guys sit down to have lunch at the basketball court. One black man reaches in his pack and pulls out a watermelon. The second black man reaches in his basket and pulls out some fried chicken and a pan of cornbread. They both look expectantly towards their friend as he opens up his pack. Right as he opens it, however, his cell phone goes off. Upon completing the call, he hangs up and looks at his two friends. "My financial aid got approved, guys!" he exclaims. Both of his friends congratulate him on finally making it to college. They are so proud.